@cloudnativeyoda

skeet about star wars & cloud native things over at https://xitter.cf/t.co/GWYDSH9vOo, i do

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Joined November 2021
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know who needs to hear this i don't, but there are alternatives to fighting
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting"

ALT Obi-Wan Kenobi: "You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting"

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Cloud Native Yoda retweeted
Cloud Native Yoda@cloudnativeyodaJul 21
Replying to @brian_armstrong
awesome blog post, brian. have you checked out my open source project, usetheforce? it combines frontier midichlorian processes with kyber crystal inferencing strategies to deliver proven optimized buzzword-per-token results. happy to jump on a zoom to discuss any time, i am.
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the ‘spirit’ in spirit airlines i was
Mel ⚡️
@melTechFlowMay 3
I was the CTO at spirit airlines. I oversaw all cloud migrations.
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praying
Ted Goodman
@TedCGoodmanMay 3
Mayor Rudy Giuliani is currently in the hospital, where he remains in critical but stable condition. Mayor Giuliani is a fighter who has faced every challenge in his life with unwavering strength, and he's fighting with that same level of strength as we speak. We do ask that you join us in prayer for America's Mayor Rudy Giuliani.
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find out about @QuinnyPig ’s favorite database route53 this person must not
Taylor A Murphy
@tamurphy2112Apr 18
sweet baby jesus
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Cloud Native Yoda retweeted
Gain of Fauci
@DschlopesIsBackMar 13
I’ve probably watched this over 100 times now and the ending still kills me every time 😂😭
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a treasure, @shanselman is. deserve him we do not.
Scott Hanselman 🌮
@shanselman6 Dec 2025
I think that the Internet should be weird again and we should just code things because they’re delightful. We should also code things so that the haters hate less
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yoda: "when 900 years old you are, thankful for every new day of life, you will be"

ALT yoda: "when 900 years old you are, thankful for every new day of life, you will be"

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finally popped, the container bubble has. over, the cloud native hype is, another victim of ai.
chart from CNCF showing trends in the adoption of technologies associated with cloud native development, over time. Container usage was >=60% from the start of the chart in Q3 2020, but falls dramatically to 45% in the most recent quarter (Q3 2025)

ALT chart from CNCF showing trends in the adoption of technologies associated with cloud native development, over time. Container usage was >=60% from the start of the chart in Q3 2020, but falls dramatically to 45% in the most recent quarter (Q3 2025)

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mini > air. fight me
Tom Warren
@tomwarren10 Nov 2025
the base iPhone is great value this year, and if you needed something more then you’d go for the Pro. The iPhone Air just made little sense, especially when consumers value battery life so much
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Cloud Native Yoda retweeted
Star Wars Culture@SWCultureLive1 Nov 2025
I’ve got a bad feeling about this. 👀
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satya reading about openai spending $38b with aws
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JJ
@JosephJacks_2 Nov 2025
Super explosive growth in so many areas…. What a time to be alive.
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Cloud Native Yoda@cloudnativeyoda20 Oct 2025
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wait until @mitchellh finds out about yamlscript, i cannot
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pretty sure i know who @virtualized6ix is now, i am
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top panel, 2013: obi-wan (Mitchell) fights anakin (Yaml) in sea of lava. bottom panel, 2025: darth (Yaml) fights obi-wan (Mitchell) in the death star

ALT top panel, 2013: obi-wan (Mitchell) fights anakin (Yaml) in sea of lava. bottom panel, 2025: darth (Yaml) fights obi-wan (Mitchell) in the death star

Mitchell Hashimoto
@mitchellh26 Oct 2025
Some early HC employees will probably remember me joking that it was my divine mission to eliminate YAML from the world. I joked I started HC only to kill YAML. Like, back in 2013. And we (as an industry) were so close! Then Kubernetes came out and fucked it all up.
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little-known fact: cassian andor was actually played by @mikegcoleman
mike coleman's linkedin profile photo (left) and image of cassian andor (right), showing they are indisputably the same person

ALT mike coleman's linkedin profile photo (left) and image of cassian andor (right), showing they are indisputably the same person

Star Wars Daily
@StarWarsDaily_27 Oct 2025
Did you like Diego Luna as Cassian Andor?
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cloud conferences: the phantom menace
3-way lightsaber battle with Darth Maul (labeled "AWS re:invent"), Qui-Gon ("Microsoft Ignite"), Obi-Wan ("Google Cloud Next")

ALT 3-way lightsaber battle with Darth Maul (labeled "AWS re:invent"), Qui-Gon ("Microsoft Ignite"), Obi-Wan ("Google Cloud Next")

Thomas Maurer
@ThomasMaurer25 Oct 2025
Soon there is Microsoft Ignite again! Video from Microsoft Ignite 2024 when Azure Local was announced! youtube.com/watch?v=TarpRTAZ… #MSIgnite #Microsoft #Azure #AzureArc #AzureLocal #HybridCloud #Multicloud #EdgeComputing #IoT #WindowsServer
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