Joined March 2009
Courtney van Schaik retweeted
Elon Musk
@elonmusk9 Jun 2025
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Paul Graham
@paulg9 Jun 2025
Wokeness will seem such a joke in retrospect that many people won't believe it was ever a serious problem. Even many of the participants will forget. But it really was a big problem.
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Replying to @ianmiles
Some people wake up in the morning, and instead of drinking coffee to start their day, they put on their thin skin and venture out into the world with the intent of finding things to be offended about
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Champagne Problems covered by Noah Kahan is EXACTLY what I needed to start my day ✨🥂
Champagne Problems might be my all time favorite Taylor song holy cow it is great
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But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.
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there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
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working from home be like 7:58am 8am
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I truly wonder how anyone survives or gets through this life without having severe BD. Maybe it’s a cruel amplified version in combination with my OCD, but damn. The amount of time I’ve wasted thinking about my arms in the last few months is insane. I wanted to throw my own thoughts out there to let other women know they aren’t alone.
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Don’t be mean; it makes mean people look normal.
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sometimes u gotta remember everyone wasn't raised like u
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Look like he drive fast af
Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked
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Russell Wilson: "Broncos Country.. Let's Ride!" The Ride:
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Me today at Work 🤒😂
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Could go for a little west coast rn
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A Blue Whale was spotted off the coast of Vancouver Island yesterday. The largest animal to ever grace this planet. The largest dinosaur weighed around 85 tons. Some male Blue Whales weigh as much as 200 tons. A Blue Whale's heart is 6 feet wide and weighs 400 lbs.
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megan fox and mgk bravely answering the question “is it possible to be so annoying you stop being hot?”
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I wanna go here so bad
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“are u ok?” nah mf i can’t express my feelings without feeling embarrassed
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