Joined March 2009
The evening would’ve gone entirely different if Dr. Malcolm hadn’t sparked that second flare.
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lol and then the next day like “Just kidding!”
Me, when I’m about to get my period:
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THE MAN
Everybody stop and watch this. Arnold Schwarzenegger, a legal immigrant, successful actor, and former California Governor, just left The View STUNNED. They attempted to get him to condemn ICE raids and what did he do? He credited America for his success, promoted legal immigration, and called out violent criminal aliens. Absolute masterclass: “I'm so proud and happy that I was embraced by the American people like that. Imagine I came over here with absolutely nothing, and then to create a career like that. In no other country in the world could you do that. Every single thing is because of America.” “The key thing is that we got to do things legal. Those people that are doing illegal things in America, and they're the foreigners, they are not smart. When you come to America, you're a guest and you have to behave like a guest.” “You have a responsibility as an immigrant to give back to America and to pay back to America and to go and do something for your community.”
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Just a few months ago CA was on fire and the residents were going through it. Now they’re burning it down… Make it make sense.
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Wokeness will seem such a joke in retrospect that many people won't believe it was ever a serious problem. Even many of the participants will forget. But it really was a big problem.
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Replying to @ianmiles
Some people wake up in the morning, and instead of drinking coffee to start their day, they put on their thin skin and venture out into the world with the intent of finding things to be offended about
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Champagne Problems covered by Noah Kahan is EXACTLY what I needed to start my day ✨🥂
Champagne Problems might be my all time favorite Taylor song holy cow it is great
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But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.
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there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
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Love Island RAN so everyone else could could walk.
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working from home be like 7:58am 8am
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I truly wonder how anyone survives or gets through this life without having severe BD. Maybe it’s a cruel amplified version in combination with my OCD, but damn. The amount of time I’ve wasted thinking about my arms in the last few months is insane. I wanted to throw my own thoughts out there to let other women know they aren’t alone.
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🥹🥹🥹 Love you!!
(I’m late but) Happy Birthday month bffffl, I love you 🫶🥂✨🖤
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Don’t be mean; it makes mean people look normal.
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I think this is my favorite scene in a movie
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Always keep at least one kooky survivalist in your life.
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