Mashery co-founder, API Management pioneer. No longer posting here. See https://xitter.cf/t.co/SdyHzEzMr4

Cleveland, OH
Joined December 2008
Everything changes once you know what McCarthy and Gaetz were actually saying #118thCongress #KevinMcCarthy #MattGaetz
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I think it would be even better if I could say “Alexa, thank my driver” and they’d get time to go to the bathroom, or form a union without harassment. #Alexa #Amazon
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I just heard of an attorney referring to themselves as an “Attack Librarian.” #attorneys
For all who’ve been around since the early days …
#Twitter is open and people are having a wonderful time.
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Here’s what “civil political discourse” looks like in Ohio. Clearly what’s happened here is a JD Vance fan tore down this @TimRyan sign (on the ground on the right of the photo) and stuck a JD Vance sign in its place. The Republican Party is the party of bullies and assholes.
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Clay Loveless retweeted
Every. Fucking. Word. Of. This. 👇
Be smart with your vote. Expecting the party who support the people causing inflation to be the ones to fix inflation feels…misguided.
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If you’re one of the people who eats your alleged future purchases while you’re still shopping at the grocery store, you should feel confident that we all want to punch you in the face.
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Clay Loveless retweeted
Don't let negative polls discourage you. Don't let positive polls lull you. The only thing that matters is showing up at the polls on, or before Election Day, and voting blue to reclaim our country.
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Sophie Marceau… Isabelle Adjani… Brigitte Bardot… Emmanuel Macron! … and CAESARs! 🇺🇦❤️🇫🇷
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When content pages reload while you’re in the middle of reading them in order to (presumably) generate new ad impressions, things are officially out of hand. I see more and more sites doing this each week. It’s a trend that’s going to break the whole model.
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Among the worst offenders: @iMore. I’m done clicking on iMore articles, because it’s clear they don’t care about the content they’re delivering to me. There’s barely any room to read the content on a mobile device, and the damn page reloads every 90 seconds or so. Ridiculous.
PHP folks: what non-standard extensions do you use? (I always install YAML. I'm especially interested in hearing about your favorites that aren't listed on the PECL website. #php #pecl #phpext
Looking back at @simonw's post on RSS dates, after digging into a similar post from Mark Pilgrim on the Wayback Machine ... it's just remarkable that here we are, nearly 20 years later. It's been a long time since I worried about RSS date formatting. simonwillison.net/2003/Apr/4…
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Classic Calacanis. At least some things never change. theatlantic.com/technology/a…
The @CollegeBoard: selling your child’s email address since their sophomore year of high school.