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Married. Mum of one. Love live comedy🥰. Finally got to see MCR play live in May 2022!! Usually tired and probably in my pyjamas. Bit of a Scatterbrain. Talky.

England. Mostly.
Joined May 2009
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When Tom hiddleston first spoke on stage the woman behind was so overcome she had to use her inhaler. 😄 #betrayal
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Ooh no. The girl said rhe right thing, xander then repeated it and changed it. Then they were marked on his pronunciation. #pointless
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Ah yes. #houseofgames. The show that hates intelligent women. It’s Angela barnes all over again. Richard even said let’s see if we can get a new winner. 😏
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Watching #badnanny on iPlayer. I remember her on TikTok and she was wholly convincing, so no wonder everyone fell for her lies in real life. I remember feeling so shocked when the story broke. I now know she couldn’t lie straight in bed!
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Little assholes that don’t even live in this road have been wanging a tennis ball back and forth in our road for ages, pinging it off parked cars and in gardens, and screaming their heads off. Just gone out and told them to go away. They went. Good
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What’s with westermann’s chin on hands pose? Ugh #universitychallenge
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Talking to Americans on any social media platform is exhausting 🤯
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Update. My Amazon parcel turned up. Who knew that ‘left in letterbox’ was the same as ‘left under side gate’ 🙄
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The one time I decide to have something delivered to the house rather than the locker and Amazon let me down 😩
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It’s always better the devil you know isn’t it? Old chain smoker neighbour gone. New neighbour is a pothead. Help.
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Currently have a 12yo* boy doing the boiler service 😳 *well that’s what he looks like to me 😂
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Mrp has 2 sprays of two different sauvage after shaves on. Smells like a tart’s boudoir in the car
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Warwick Davis is a star. Made me cry too. 🥹 #BAFTAs
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Fiona Bruce is dressed like mork from mork and mindy 😆
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Just learned a new word - hapax. Means a word or expression that only occurs once in a context. No idea if I’ll ever get the chance to use this superior knowledge 😂 @susie_dent
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Oh and Missp knew it. Said there weren’t many words in olde English and she learned it as part of her degree 🥰
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Got stuck in gnarly traffic on the a34 southbound at ilsley yesterday. Lots of stationary traffic. After about an hour we got to the front of the blockage and … nothing. Traffic just flowed as normal. Very strange.
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Just watching the news. They need to back the death penalty for extreme crimes like these. 😢
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Just seen the janssen flower lorry. Day made 🥰
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I like finding big shoes in t k maxx. 😂. Left pic from 2022 and right from today!
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Watching Ski Sunday for the first time in years and am panicking I haven’t done my homework for school tomorrow 😳
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