i just want cheap eggs and to be left alone

Joined April 2012
I can be having the best day and then my brain remembers there are still grades I haven't seen yet
when you’re having a good day and remember the result for the exam you messed up isn’t out yet.
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jaderezi beach day this is old as fuck jade harley and terezi pyrope
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I would absolutely be standing there pretending I wasn't invested and waiting for the reveal
The entire beach stopped when he detected THIS inside a lost bag… 😳 Could it be hidden treasure?
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Does anyone know if there are any outdoor movie nights happening around here this weekend? I really wanna go 😭
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I went from abnormal psychology to statistics and public policy and stats still had me ready to lose my mind
Just nuke the shit out of my stats exam somone send a bomb
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I need employee appreciation day to come with a beach chair and a cold drink, I would be so happy
Employee appreciation day should always be at the beach. I bought that shirt at Hilo Hattie’s on Oahu in 1994 while on my honeymoon. It outlasted my marriage. 😉
I finally finished cleaning up and then looked up and saw this guy on the ceiling I am NOT dealing with that tonight
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I will never understand showing up to the lake at noon when the water is SO nice in the morning
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Caine in beachwear is so cute now I need a beach day immediately
digitaltober day 10: beach good excuse to draw caine in beachwear
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I love seeing a guy come back looking so much more polished, college basketball is so fun when a sophomore jump hits
Dame Sarr looks like the latest in the "Duke development" from freshman to sophomore.
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This is making me want to pack snacks and spend the whole day at the beach with my friends
DAY 7: Beach day 🌅 Sun, mate and friends, all a beach day needs 🏐☀️🧉 #kralseitober2026 #kralsei #deltarune
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I cannot stand getting back on the boat with wet feet covered in sand
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I would've been so mad waking up like this on my birthday 😭 college roommates really had no limits.
Getting a special wake-up from your college roommate on your birthday.
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I need a morning by the water so bad, just looking at the ocean makes my brain feel quieter
Good morning...!!! Starting the day by the sea, with fresh air, peaceful vibes, and endless blue around me. Sometimes, a little beach time is all you need to reset..!! Wishing you all a beautiful day and Happy New week ahead, ☕❤️
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I need a sunny day out on the water so bad, this has me ready to cancel everything and go boating
The ocean's sparkle makes my heart just burst with joy! I adore sunny days by the sea! What a wonderful, wonderful feeling! 🤍 Mitsuri Kanroji • Demon Slayer #Manga #MitsuriKanroji #AnimeGirl #AnimeCosplay #DemonSlayer
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I would absolutely have sunscreen streaks everywhere and still think I blended it
she looks great but can someone please teach her how to apply sunscreen ???? Jaime, this is AWFUL. I can see the finger marks bc you didn't spread it at all! I know clarky is somehow to blame for this
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People are so quick to get a new phone when the battery dies by lunch and I genuinely don't get it
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I'd be putting sunscreen everywhere, I am not about to deal with a sunburned butt
Are you using sunscreen on me or are you afraid of my butt?
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Ugh this got me. Sometimes the people closest to us can see we're struggling before we can even admit it to ourselves
A college student in Illinois kept weed inside an old textbook. His professor never found it. His roommate did—and suddenly the apartment became very quiet. His roommate held up the book and asked, “Do you want to tell me something?” The student froze. He admitted he'd been using weed to deal with stress and had convinced himself it wasn't affecting his life. His roommate didn't yell. He simply said, “I've noticed you've been missing class and staying in your room more.” The student looked down. For the first time, he realized someone had noticed the changes he thought nobody could see. They talked for hours. The textbook was eventually put away. But the conversation became the part neither of them forgot.
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I would be so uncomfortable having thousands of strangers suddenly find me because some camera guy couldn't act normal 😭
Imagine being some regular SEC sorority girl and waking up to 5k more Instagram followers bc the horny camera guy kept panning to you in the crowd of a football game. Has to happen weekly
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