Despite only being on YouTube, being a cover, and being 10+ minutes long, this may be the best song ever made
Yes I actually use the gas station tables instead of hiding in my car like a coward, you have an issue with that?
Imagine being some regular SEC sorority girl and waking up to 5k more Instagram followers bc the horny camera guy kept panning to you in the crowd of a football game. Has to happen weekly
Triple drink grind larping my way to a CPA #becker
Looking back thank God my coaches gave me tuff numbers for my football and basketball jerseys in senior year of hs


















