@cjcms13

go cubs, go Illini, go salukis

Joined November 2013
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Cory James retweeted
Bob Zuppke@BobZuppkeOct 3
Instead of Buckeye stickers for every good play, Illinois gives blonde locks to every player who fucks up until they look like Mac Resetich
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SKS@SteveKSniderSep 28
There’s a Goodwill somewhere in Montana that’s about to receive a major haul of Illini gear.
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Sam LaBelle@samlabelleSep 27
I’d get this framed if I was the dude
Wisconsin Football
@BadgerFootballSep 27
Never a doubt 🥹
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The perfect ending for Justin Verlander. His daughter runs out to the mound and he walks off with his family. Feels like a movie.
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Bob Zuppke@BobZuppkeSep 24
We’re going to try to get there
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Yeah my dad said the company is mine as long as I graduate
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Me telling the doctor I only have 3 drinks a week
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Bob Zuppke@BobZuppkeSep 13
An Illini-themed Sydney Sweeney ad except it’s Larry Geis
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Bob Zuppke@BobZuppkeSep 12
Me watching Duke about to convert a 1st and 30
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Honoring the lives, courage, and sacrifice of September 11. 25 years later. We remember.
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Tom Fornelli
@TomFornelliSep 6
I would like to offer my sincerest apology to all the people of Kalamazoo, because you got hosed. Absolutely hosed.
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Brandon Walker
@BFWSep 6
The officials ignored calls on Michigan all night and finally figured out a way to gift them the win. Sickening for western Michigan. Robbed. Cheated. Bamboozled. Swindled.
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Ohio’s Tate
@OhioTateSep 6
Storming the field vs Western Michigan is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
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Brian Kelly hearing the Rutgers job might be open
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Bob Zuppke@BobZuppkeSep 4
Their coach looks like he got married at 18 and goes to church every day
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Dudes only want one thing…
🤖 Made with AI
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I-L-Lunatic
@itsjustgaretJul 15
I'm gonna say it because nobody else will: This feels like a soft-release of new throwbacks. I am potentially overreacting and this could be nothing, but man, this would be HEAT.
Illinois Football
@IlliniFootballJul 15
Only 50 more days.
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Fuzzy
@fuzzyfromytJul 15
MLB JUST STARTED A TRADITION. THIS DAMN NEAR MADE ME CRY
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Andy Staples
@AndyStaplesJul 7
Oh well. At least we still have… College football Barbecue Widespread central HVAC The NFL Free refills Texas Roadhouse rolls Buc-ees Pub subs The Interstate Highway system Lifted F-150s Chick-fil-a (six days a week) Places that sell tacos AND doughnuts at the same time
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kolek@hoodikolekJul 1
How the hell do you acquire this build
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