go cubs, go Illini, go salukis

Joined November 2013
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Instead of Buckeye stickers for every good play, Illinois gives blonde locks to every player who fucks up until they look like Mac Resetich
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There’s a Goodwill somewhere in Montana that’s about to receive a major haul of Illini gear.
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I’d get this framed if I was the dude
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The perfect ending for Justin Verlander. His daughter runs out to the mound and he walks off with his family. Feels like a movie.
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We’re going to try to get there
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Yeah my dad said the company is mine as long as I graduate
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Me telling the doctor I only have 3 drinks a week
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Cory James retweeted
An Illini-themed Sydney Sweeney ad except it’s Larry Geis
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Me watching Duke about to convert a 1st and 30
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Honoring the lives, courage, and sacrifice of September 11. 25 years later. We remember.
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I would like to offer my sincerest apology to all the people of Kalamazoo, because you got hosed. Absolutely hosed.
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The officials ignored calls on Michigan all night and finally figured out a way to gift them the win. Sickening for western Michigan. Robbed. Cheated. Bamboozled. Swindled.
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Storming the field vs Western Michigan is the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
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At least we didn’t have to storm the field after beating UAB.
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Brian Kelly hearing the Rutgers job might be open
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Their coach looks like he got married at 18 and goes to church every day
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Here we go!
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Dudes only want one thing…
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