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I'm always the first one to say "I love you" in a gangbang.

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Joined May 2010
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I’m just here for the buttholes.
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Having a husband is weird.
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does this tracheotomy make me look fat?
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I wonder if my porch swing is thinking about me too.
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The correct portion size of spaghetti is “a mountain of”
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I just dusted like 4 years ago this is bullshit
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Petition to change the term adhd to *loud brain*
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I don't necessarily have enough hair left to have a hair "style"
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Good morning to everyone, especially those with increasing aches and pains at the moment
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Beer and tuna.
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Do Canadians use money? Or do y'all exchange shells, rocks and shit like that?
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I think a lot of people don't actually know what they're mad about.
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I made a reuben pizza. Was pretty legit…
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I love how there’s red cinnamon and brown cinnamon but we never talk about it
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Do they serve Big Macs in prison?
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It's gonna be a shit show and most of us are desperately emotionally uneducated.
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If there are aliens living among us, they're the octopuses.
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He asked how I felt about lunchtime blow jobs, and I told him he better be here right at noon and to bring a hairbrush.
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I’m a strong independent women but can’t eat my own pussy. So I guess I’ll interact.
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Anyone else ever find out someone you don’t even know blocked you and start to spiral because you’ll never know why
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