@chubster

Third Culture Kid, Expat, Bay Area Brat, Brown Girl Beyond

 San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2008
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Introducing Franco Finn, the new hypeman and host of the California Golden Bears! Welcome to Berkeley‼️ #GoBears
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Senator Lana Theis accused me by name of grooming and sexualizing children in an attempt to marginalize me for standing up against her marginalizing the LGBTQ community...in a fundraising email, for herself. Hate wins when people like me stand by and let it happen. I won't.
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When talking about our agendas for the day, I told my 5yo I was a little nervous about a meeting I have today. He said, “Mama, I am nervous all the time. I know what to do.” So friends, here is all the advice he could fit into the drive to school:
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Men have to now get women to like them and a lot of men aren’t likable.
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Has anyone else made it to their 30s without ever having an official budget, just checking your bank account a lot + vibes?
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Eric@EricG12479 Jan 2022
If you wear a mask to go to a store during a pandemic it's called proper health protocols not living in fear. If you need to open carry a gun to go to a store it's called living in fear.
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Let’s get more art for @slowsanchez! Who has a garage they want painted?
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What are YOU wearing to the royal ball?! #CinderellaMovie is coming to @primevideo September 3.✨
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Articulate Rise is aptly named because my blood pressure rises every time I want to tweak something simple but can't because the option doesn't exist. We're all adults, let us adjust basic things like text size.
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Apple CEO Tim Cook received a $750 million bonus this week. Meanwhile, Apple has lobbied against legislation to combat forced labor, often by Uyghurs. This is the epitome of global injustice.
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Replying to @friendlykitties
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i don’t know why red pandas stand like this but i must request that they never ever ever stop
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My cat is such a fucking mood
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When you respond with an old school ascii emoji like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it lets me know you really took the time, you don’t do shortcuts, you’re good in bed and financially independent
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Did you know if you get your foot stung by a stingray they make you sit shamefully on the beach with your foot in a sack that says stingray and has stingrays on it
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but billionaires jetting off to space while the planet burns isn’t a sign of progress. It’s a sign of decline.
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