@chronicallymio

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Joined December 2020
very many. i love punk rock.
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BREAKING: Hurricane Hunters just measured an almost unbelievable 889 mb pressure inside Hurricane Polo. If that reading is confirmed, Polo would become the second strongest hurricane ever recorded in the eastern Pacific, behind only Hurricane Patricia in 2015. What makes this even more remarkable is how quickly Polo got here. The storm has intensified at an extraordinary rate, being only a tropical storm 24 hours ago. An 889 mb pressure is an exceptionally rare number in the eastern Pacific, putting Polo into truly historic territory. We are watching one of the strongest Pacific hurricanes ever observed unfold in real time.
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Absolutely WILD radar loop of a likely tornado near Farmington, Utah earlier this afternoon! Not often you see something like this in Utah of all places 😮
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30 years ago this week, something unprecedented happened over the Great Lakes – "Hurricane Huron." Nothing like it has been documented since. It wasn't a hurricane per se, but it did exhibit a symmetric structure, was anchored to decaying/dissipated fronts, and even developed an eye. Nowadays, we'd probably call it "subtropical.” Subtropical cyclones were formally recognized by the National Hurricane Center starting in 1972, but didn’t start getting named until 2002. Lake waters were around 65 degrees. They're usually at their warmest in September. That's not nearly warm enough to, in most scenarios, sustain a fully-tropical system – but it was VERY cold aloft, making the waters seem *relatively* warmer. That's why the storm began to take advantage of those warmer waters, eventually transitioning to a warm core-ish cyclone. (Non-tropical lows have cold air at the middle. Tropical ones are "warm core.") That's because the storm had begun extracting heat energy from Lake Huron. That caused air in the middle of the storm to expand upward, causing the upper atmosphere to bulge a little bit. That's one way we know it was becoming tropical. Much of its strengthening happened between the mornings of September 12-14, 1996 when the system was "vertically stacked." That means an upper-level low was present above the surface circulation. Most non-tropical lows strengthen fastest when an upper-level low is *approaching* the surface disturbance – not when it's already overhead. That's another reason why we believe this system was subtropical. Lastly, the "core" of the storm, complete with an eye, passed over buoy 45008. The air temperature actually warmed as the center passed, then cooled after. That's an indicator of a warm-core system. We haven't seen a cyclone of this nature since. The closest comparison are the "medicanes" that sometimes develop over the Mediterranean. Generally speaking, the Great Lakes are too small and usually too cool for any tropical cyclogenesis. Plus it was believed a storm could never linger over the waters long enough for any sort of tropical development to ensue. But – as we learned 30 years ago – surprises can happen... and a subtropical storm isn't impossible. A great paper by Todd Miner, Peter J. Sousounis, James Wallman and Greg Mann was published in the Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society in 2000. It's worth checking out.
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ELEVATED TORNADO THREAT across the Omaha and Des Moines metros this afternoon and evening! Although this is a highly conditional tornado risk, if a supercell can organize, a strong (EF-2+) tornado is possible. We will be live if things get crazy. @WxFront
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friends come and go but yknow what stays? mf chronic pain
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For Omaha/western Iowa, today's a boom-or-bust day. The wind dynamics are concerning, with appreciable wind shear (changing winds with height) favoring robustly-rotating storms. But a strengthening lid of warm air aloft may prevent strong thunderstorms from taking advantage.
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TORNADO WARNING for Claremont, Virginia! Seek shelter if you are in this warning!
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not asexual not aromantic but a secret third thing that greatly impacts the way i view relationships (autistic)
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"But do you want me to stop being friends with people because of their political opinions?" YES, actually. I don't want any friends who are horrible people! Why do you?
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I want a sleepover where we just smoke weed, listen to music, watch some movies, eat and fuck each other
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overworked overstimulated underfucked
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just incase: fuck ice fuck trump free palestine free congo ACAB abortion is healthcare fuck nestile fuck generative ai my body my choice free sudan trans rights queer rights i think that sums it up
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no one kill themselves we all have to outlive trump
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bitte hört auf gefährliche Falschinformationen in Bezug auf das angebliche Ableben des amerikanischen Präsidenten zu verbreiten, ihr gebt Menschen damit unnötig einen Grund Hoffnung zu haben
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Interesting! A tornado warning is in effect for... Lake Erie!? Yep. That's because this thunderstorm may be producing a tornadic waterspout. Environment Canada (Canada's equivalent to NWS) sometimes issues tornado warnings for marine zones. If you see a waterspout, sail perpendicular to its path.
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Me encanta la gente que sabe que decir vulgaridades no le resta legitimidad a su capacidad académica, intelectual o profesional.
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Fetiche mais esquisito de um hispanoamericano/brasileiro = pé, bondage, cuspe na boca Fetiche mais normal de alemão/japonês = ser embalado à vácuo em borracha e ver seu corpo ser compactado até virar um frigobar no meio de um chão de fábrica de uma siderúrgica.
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BREAKING: The Chinese government now has a copy of the Epstein files, according to a lawyer. Tick tock.
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setembro é mês dos bissexuais e prevenção a suicídio pq todo bissexual é depressivo
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I love weed. I love music. I love smoking and listening to music
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