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jonk !@ThefirstJonkOct 23

I love drinking a whole bunch of water right after I pee. Like yes life is an endless circle

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Senerski@Orchestral_HitOct 16

any tips on crashing my car into a tree its my first time

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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 17

god is a caterpillar and jesus is a spooky mummy

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I eat short people@UnderwearStainOct 16

Burped so hard i need a tongue transplant

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i think@kutaiuraniumOct 17

testicles burst into flames

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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 16

a flying car just smashed through my window and annihilated my refrigerator

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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 17

eating a hotdog with my nose

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CouchJelq@CouchJelqOct 16

I can’t do a handstand

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NONBINARYFAN@NONBINARYFANOct 16

hamburger helper?? i hardly even..... Wait. Yes i do. I do know her in fact. My memory has not been the same since the incident. While it might have left me with scars and rendered me awkward, it did not hinder my ability to extend empathy to those suffering. I should Help her.

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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 14

my hinge date just gagged at the sight of me i’m pretty sure

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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Oct 15

A chicken caesar wrap

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very baller cash money normal sane person@normal_ballerzOct 16

(in the mirror) whatttttttttttt the FUCK are you talking about

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i think@kutaiuraniumOct 15

parking my car and then hitting the engine with a sledgehammer to turn it off

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refriedbuttsects@refriedbuttsectOct 15

pretending the floor is lava when my boss Tries to fire me

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crittur@miwwmiuOct 16

Anything is impossible

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NEW AGE MOLD@HILLARYCLlNT0NOct 16

my leg is reaaaaaaally close to falling off

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cheeks@cheekclapperXLOct 15

i have 6 balls. i call them my boy utters

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Buck@Buck36043BuckOct 16

British people be like The Whole Lot of You

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i think@kutaiuraniumOct 15

my nanas peaceful passing into the next realm made it onto ViralHog bro

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I eat short people@UnderwearStainOct 15

Asking chatGPT how old my nana is because I forgot

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