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Polly "Apollo" Justice

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23, Defense Attorney at the Wright Anything Agency. Butch4All. 5'2" || Icon Art By @pipipearr || im @monkeyofwrath

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jonk !@ThefirstJonkOct 23
I love drinking a whole bunch of water right after I pee. Like yes life is an endless circle
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Senerski@Orchestral_HitOct 16
any tips on crashing my car into a tree its my first time
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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 17
god is a caterpillar and jesus is a spooky mummy
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I eat short people@UnderwearStainOct 16
Burped so hard i need a tongue transplant
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i think@kutaiuraniumOct 17
testicles burst into flames
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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 16
a flying car just smashed through my window and annihilated my refrigerator
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faget83629031852@faget9261530128Oct 17
eating a hotdog with my nose
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CouchJelq@CouchJelqOct 16
I can’t do a handstand
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NONBINARYFAN@NONBINARYFANOct 16
hamburger helper?? i hardly even..... Wait. Yes i do. I do know her in fact. My memory has not been the same since the incident. While it might have left me with scars and rendered me awkward, it did not hinder my ability to extend empathy to those suffering. I should Help her.
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cancel miles agaib he hates lesbians
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 14
my hinge date just gagged at the sight of me i’m pretty sure
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Pisser Dick@PisserDick_Oct 15
A chicken caesar wrap
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(in the mirror) whatttttttttttt the FUCK are you talking about
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i think@kutaiuraniumOct 15
parking my car and then hitting the engine with a sledgehammer to turn it off
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refriedbuttsects@refriedbuttsectOct 15
pretending the floor is lava when my boss Tries to fire me
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crittur@miwwmiuOct 16
Anything is impossible
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NEW AGE MOLD@HILLARYCLlNT0NOct 16
my leg is reaaaaaaally close to falling off
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i have 6 balls. i call them my boy utters
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