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chloe

@chloegoddamn

i hate memes and i'm always late

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Joined February 2013
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‘andrew tate doxxed by a pizza’ is the funniest possible headline to end 2022 on
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This is one hell of an ad. The question is whether people will actually watch it and share it.

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when Alexa and Brennon met for the first time and he just whispered “Yes” to himself and smiled #LoveIsBlind3 #LoveIsBlind
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harry styles playing opposite florence pugh in don’t worry darling is giving secondary school production where the female lead is the hottest most talented girl in your school and her romantic costar is the one guy the drama teacher could convince to audition
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I’m employed full time at being your friend
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Normalize liking your spouse
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Mothman is real and has an ass that won't quit
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Mothman is real and called me fatherless in the applebee's parking lot
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Unemployed guy at 2 pm: Man the group chat’s been silent
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pj@pjayevans18 Sep 2022
Donating blood to spirit Halloween tomorrow
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my way of dealing w shit is by going completely mute. it don’t be shit to talk abt fr.
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Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts” – at Los Angeles, CA
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you look really nice today (derogatory)
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no more dating apps. one time in college i met a boy because we both went out onto the porch for some fresh air during a party and he started reading me headlines from a newspaper he found on the ground. more stuff like this
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*on a first date* ok this could’ve been an email..
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gonna name my daughter venice bitch
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Why is everything a disorder or a syndrome why cant i just have rapid mood swings that ruin most of my relationships
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netflix has the worst movies no wonder mfs just start having sex
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hey (with the intention of slow dancing in the kitchen together)
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pj@pjayevans16 Sep 2022
Me: sometimes I’ll remember a thing I said four years ago and get so anxious 😣 My great grandpa: I killed sixteen people in WW2
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