all-american genius i'm the goat on the chinese calendar nothing but flowers

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if you genuinely cry and laugh at the same time in a schizophrenically variable output input manner it means you’ve double hoodwinked god and the devil at the same time and are sin free
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just flew out a girl to the wrong airport
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going to a community college poetry workshop and writing down the lyrics of rap god verbatim
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white people when you don't collect their 8 pages:
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peeing all over the bathroom as a woman because reparations
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I just got my Palm Read and The Bad Bitch Reading it said she Foresaw me Day drinking on an Empty Stomach in the Near Future, like Today
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Don’t let my upbringing and socioeconomic status fool you, I am indeed white trash
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stealing my own past bangers just to watch them flop is crazy cause like somebody lying
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Big day for gay people
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i accidentally just pissed on a zoom meeting without my mic muted i'm going to shооt myself
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I went to space and got space aids
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its raining dicks and balls outside
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Replying to @BigGulpAmerikan
How could he not enjoy the war? There are literally giant speakers playing phonk and there's a respawn system
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“would you get my name tatted” i don’t even have ur number saved
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beefing with my cat is a daily occurrence
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no fucking way
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pee tastes like lipton chicken noodle soup in case anyone was wondering
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i miss when this used to be my typical 3pm on a tuesday
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i’m pregnant with kicking your fucking ass. and you’re the father
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