@chitallic

all-american genius i'm the goat on the chinese calendar nothing but flowers

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Joined March 2019
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my brain is 100% microplastics
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rynh@rynh66713h
if you genuinely cry and laugh at the same time in a schizophrenically variable output input manner it means you’ve double hoodwinked god and the devil at the same time and are sin free
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one of my stoner friends once asked me if he could take a hit of my cigarette
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trap dad
@dude_gangOct 16
just flew out a girl to the wrong airport
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Kittycel@Kittycel66Oct 16
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wow i'm 23 now (o_o,)
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honey bottles come in the shape of the predatory bourgeois bear rather than the hardworking proletarian bee
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fidel ca$$$hflow@skvvllcandyOct 16
going to a community college poetry workshop and writing down the lyrics of rap god verbatim
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goodbye summer heat 😍😍😍 good riddance
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junkyj@junkyj64Oct 14
white people when you don't collect their 8 pages:
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biscotti@sirensomniaOct 13
peeing all over the bathroom as a woman because reparations
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a deaf man walks into a sound barrier
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it will be 2015 in 4 months. think about that.
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I'm finally going public and putting my thoughts on the matter out there. This is my official alphabet tier list.
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gonna have to update this bs
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Buck@Buck36043BuckOct 7
I just got my Palm Read and The Bad Bitch Reading it said she Foresaw me Day drinking on an Empty Stomach in the Near Future, like Today
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i promise we're sorry. please love me, though, because i promise i'm sorry, and i will try not buy luxury goods. but if we kill you, i promise i don't support it and i'm totally a good guy, and maybe we'll stop sometime idk. my life rawks signed america (on behalf of chitallic)
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g.@redfourdOct 6
Don’t let my upbringing and socioeconomic status fool you, I am indeed white trash
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on my way to fuck myself cause some asshole told me to
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slothy@slothy_420Oct 5
stealing my own past bangers just to watch them flop is crazy cause like somebody lying
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what if he was named richard instead of charles and his restaurant was dick e cheese
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what's the meaning of life if not to steal and steal and steal from those pieces of shit?
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