Why is this happening? The game has started. Why is @espn doing this to me on a work night? 😭 @TexasTechMBB
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SHOUTOUT TIM MACMAHON FOR FLAMING NICO HARRISON ABOUT THE LUKA TRADE🔥🔥🔥🔥
READ WHAT HE SAID BELOW👇👇👇
Out of no where, my 8yo just asked me if Prince William owns all the whales in the world. #princeofwales 🤴 🐳 🐋 @KensingtonRoyal
One thing about me… you’re never gonna find my radio volume, tv volume, or thermostat on an odd number.
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Great run @dallasmavs
Heads up!! We will be back!!!
Never forget when our parents thought it was perfectly fine that we dress like saloon girls posing in front of liquor bottles while my brother holds a gun in his socks.
Today is #nationalbrotherday. And I’m here to tell you that when you have a big brother, he will never stop fulfilling what he thinks his job is- pestering the living hell out of you. But I wouldn’t trade him.
My favorite thing that cats do is watch you walk towards them, and then as you pass, they jump straight up like you spooked them.
My 7 year old’s letter to Santa Pt 2:
“I also want a Jersey of @StephenCurry30 or any jersey. Can I have a mini hoop. God bless.”
My 7 year old’s letter to Santa Pt 1:
“Dear Santa,
I know I haven’t wrote a letter to you in a long time. But here I am. I want for the homeless to have a hotel for a night. Ok now for me. I want a hover board and a box for a fake elf. Make sure it has a note that says it’s fake.
When I look on Zillow to see what they think my home is valued⬇️. And also when I see my property taxes and what the county thinks my home is valued. ⬆️
Do any of y’all do the #nytimescrossword? I don’t understand how we were supposed to solve today’s.
















