I feel like when God asked me if I wanted to be good looking or rich I should’ve picked one but I was taking a drink of water and some went down the wrong pipe and I started coughing and here we are.

I’m not going to other sites and to be honest, I’m done here too. There’s no joy in this place any more.

The @JasonIsbell lyric “I left my wallet in a hotel room” makes me as anxious as the entire “Anxiety” song.

One of the whitest things about me is how much I LOVE chicken salad.

We went to see Elemental and left halfway through. Just not good.

I’m going to save them.

In my head, “Save the World” off @JasonIsbell’s #Weathervanes is the 3rd song in a trilogy with “Anxiety” and “What have I done to help?”

I was the worst of the two of us Rex's blues wasn't through with us You were bound for glory and grown to die Oh, but why wasn't I? Why wasn't I?

I’ve never seen any living thing love anything as much as my dog loves swimming.

Happy Mothers Day to @chelshoop, I’m glad we had these beautiful knuckleheads.

Some songs are too perfect to not come from experience. There’s absolutely no way @JasonIsbell could’ve written “Anxiety” without having lived it. It too perfectly describes what anxiety feels like to come from secondhand knowledge. It’s surgically accurate.

Imagine naming your first born Fatboy and your second born Langhorne.

Y’all go get Jacob’s new song on Bandcamp!!

Kinda getting worried I’m not gonna get drafted.

I don’t play music anymore, but I do still accept money from people wishing to buy the music I once made! It’s bandcamp Friday! Name your own price on my first and last albums! hooper.bandcamp.com

Crazy that I’m as old as my dad was when he was my age.

In the new Tetris movie which shape is the bad guy?