curly and poofy headed

Austin, TX
Joined June 2012
No one: Me: lets get drinks?
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need to quit vaping but lowkey don't feel like it
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Something fat just happened
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this month went by so fast i fucking hate israel
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Okay I finished get the fuck off me faggot
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10 sets of goofing around
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the biggest hoe you know just preordered the maroon iPhone (me)
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yeah I'm so horny too babe I'll be right there
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G retweeted
Well… is it true
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Can’t believe september is the month where I’ll heal millions of years worth of ancestral curses and completely alter my life for the better
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J3ws are the only people with complete privilege of a white person but act more oppressed even than a black person
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pit maxxing
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Imagine finding out from the sniffies message board
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*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their
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Guys in open relationships be like hey you free to have sex next Thursday at 730
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me auditioning for the role of pretzel in the live action auntie anne’s movie:
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just fell for a sexy AI guy on twitter xitter.cf/lporiginalg/status/203…
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Right in front of my diarrhea lettuce?
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