Chris Collision retweeted
LeBron is built different. KD’s soul was shattered every time someone tweeted “Steph better” and Lakers fans will already forgot Bron existed and are back to watching YouTube highlights of Kobe missing nine shots out of ten as “When I’m Gone” by Phil Ochs plays in the background
Chris Collision retweeted
Fabricating a new thesaurus in an attempt to make heckling seem dangerous, "beratement" is a new one.
State Sen. Scott Wiener may still be recovering from his beratement at Dolores Park, but his rough day had a silver lining.
📝: @FitzTheReporter, @hannahcwiley, @ggreschler, @Sam_Mondros sfstandard.com/2026/06/28/sc…
Chris Collision retweeted
If I had a super fun, super chill job at a little Ma and Pa Italian Beef sandwich joint and some bug-eyed short asshole came in and tried to turn it into a Michelin-starred restaurant well me and my co-workers would have beat him to death with hammers.
Chris Collision retweeted
send this to your man and ask him if he’d still love you if you had Germanic toes
Chris Collision retweeted
Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!
Chris Collision retweeted
It must’ve felt good as hell to be in the replacements … smoking fuckin cigs … playing bad shows … drunk off your ass with a damn 13 year old
Chris Collision retweeted
The absentee suburban white landlords who redlined Oakland sure think you are stupid
Chris Collision retweeted
Think marijuana is harmless? Think again! (‘80s)
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Chris Collision retweeted
When you realize that Oakland's entire political fabric is blown out so about 650 cops who invest half of our general purpose fund in suburban mcmansions can get more money, it's pretty crazy this isn't a story every week here.
Chris Collision retweeted
We don't have a media that can convey this is the way local politics works. We have a nihilistic group with inordinate access to media and power who just want Oakland to fail so they can preside over the ashes---which media will then report are blooming roses, like with Lurie
Replying to @hyphy_republic
Recall folks… trying to tank it so they can run a candidate against Lee saying she failed to pass it.


































