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FKA Fat Contradiction. CWA Local 9404. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast.

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If the mayoral results hold up, one thing I know for sure is that Loren Taylor will selflessly devote himself to be of service to his beloved Oakland however he can and definitely won't start shaking down his financial backers to find his next run for mayor.
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Greg Mitchell
@GregMitchJul 28
major gain for the Times
Ben Mullin@BenMullinJul 28
NEWS: CBS News is announcing a new spate of hires, including Ross Douthat from The New York Times. Notes from Nick Bilton and NYT Opinion Editor Katie Kingsbury
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Ghost Maggie Serota@maggieserotaJul 16
Girl who is going to be OK.

ALT Girl who is going to be OK.

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ben_edlund
@ben_edlundJul 16
TICK ON NETFLIX TODAY!
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Zachary Lipez@ZacharyLipezJul 8
I do the important work so you don’t have to
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Book read status: NOT.
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To all who celebrate
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LeBron is built different. KD’s soul was shattered every time someone tweeted “Steph better” and Lakers fans will already forgot Bron existed and are back to watching YouTube highlights of Kobe missing nine shots out of ten as “When I’m Gone” by Phil Ochs plays in the background
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Jaime Omar Yassin@hyphy_republicJul 1
Fabricating a new thesaurus in an attempt to make heckling seem dangerous, "beratement" is a new one.
The San Francisco Standard
@sfstandardJul 1
State Sen. Scott Wiener may still be recovering from his beratement at Dolores Park, but his rough day had a silver lining. 📝: @FitzTheReporter, @hannahcwiley, @ggreschler, @Sam_Mondros sfstandard.com/2026/06/28/sc…

Scott Wiener got heckled at the Trans March. Then he raised a ton of money

State Sen. Scott Wiener may still be recovering from his beratement at Dolores Park, near the Trans March, but Power Play has learned his rough day had a silver lining.

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If I had a super fun, super chill job at a little Ma and Pa Italian Beef sandwich joint and some bug-eyed short asshole came in and tried to turn it into a Michelin-starred restaurant well me and my co-workers would have beat him to death with hammers.
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Scott Lemieux@LemieuxLGMJun 28
One of life's great pleasures!
Alyssa Leader@alittleleaderJun 28
I have no social confidence at all but I maintain that dining alone is one of life greatest secret treats. You’re so anonymous and you get to be a part of the world while keeping perfectly to yourself.
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Also not a particularly likeable gooner.
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It's funny he can type this with all the Iraqui blood on his hands.
David Frum
@davidfrumJun 24
DSA settler-colonialists seem to be successfully imposing their alien rule upon the indigenous inhabitants of Queens, Brooklyn, and the Bronx.
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rachel@rachelmillmanJun 19
send this to your man and ask him if he’d still love you if you had Germanic toes
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Foxx@FoxxFilesJun 15
Stephen A Smith
@stephenasmithJun 15
Gotta be honest, this @ufc event at the White House looks spectacular. This is a big time show. I’m not there, and we all know all the complaints folks had about renovations at and around the White House, etc, but — to be fair — this is some impressive stuff I’m looking at. Props to UFC President @danawhite and the show they’ve put on. It’s Bigtime. Plain and simple!!!
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We... unconditionally...surrender
Colorado Avalanche
@AvalancheJun 11
Tune in for a live press conference featuring Joe Sakic today at 12:00 PM MT Live: avs.social/YouTubeLIVE
Colorado Avalanche Presser Featuring Joe Sakic Watch on YouTube today, June 11th at 12:00PM MT

ALT Colorado Avalanche Presser Featuring Joe Sakic Watch on YouTube today, June 11th at 12:00PM MT

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vince
@vincestaplesJun 10
Don’t stop crying.
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Ryan Twyford-Rigley@mtcasketJun 10
Getting through the work week like
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@vad_jpgJun 9
pursuit of happiness
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diane arbys@milfmaladjustedMay 31
It must’ve felt good as hell to be in the replacements … smoking fuckin cigs … playing bad shows … drunk off your ass with a damn 13 year old
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MARI / AJ LOVER@ponyofheavenMay 27
''What is the best pop-punk record?''
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Jaime Omar Yassin@hyphy_republicMay 27
The absentee suburban white landlords who redlined Oakland sure think you are stupid
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