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Rongai, Kenya
Joined June 2024
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Messi retired from international football, and just today Cr7 has done the same. The end to the two greatest careers in football is actually coming and I am not ready for it. It doesn’t matter who you think is better, these two have given us priceless moments
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Doom scrolling started with atlas back in primary.
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My pal used to laugh at me for being down bad over a girl. Today he’s calling me at 2 AM asking whether “I miss you” is a good enough apology. I told him to consult the same expert who advised me to move on kweli hii dunia ni mzunguko 😂
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What Trump is seeing in the midterms is what Ruto will see in 279 days. Very bad things.
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Looks like the only way to cure epidemics in Kenya is to refuse to believe in it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I have a funny story to share, since most of it is in the public domain. The question is: would you take her back? I left a poll in the reply. A friend of mine in Australia told me a story about a group of actors in Melbourne that perfectly illustrates the absolute circus modern dating has become. A young actress was dating a guy who also worked in the film industry. His mother was also her agent. A few weeks ago, they broke up. Apparently, he kicked her out of his house. Within three weeks, she met an American guy working in the same industry, supposedly involved in producing a feature film. They hit it off, and after only three meetings, they ended up fucking in a hotel room. The American apparently promised her a $50,000 film budget, which turned out to be complete bullshit (imagine my shock). Once she realised the promises weren't materialising, she told him never to contact her again. And where did she go? Straight back to her ex-boyfriend. The same boyfriend whose mother was still representing her professionally. But the story doesn't end there. The American couldn't handle being rejected. He started relentlessly contacting her, her friends, her fellow actresses, her boyfriend, and even her boyfriend's mother. He sent the boyfriend and his mother a picture of himself cuddling with her in the hotel bed. He even emailed her agent - the boyfriend's mother -explaining what had happened between them. Then he started turning up at her workplace. The woman and her friend reportedly went to the police seeking an apprehended violence order, but according to the account, they couldn't obtain one. Then things go even more ridiculous. The American started posting Instagram stories about "avoidant attachment", accusing her of being a terrible person, and sharing sexually suggestive reels insinuating what they'd done together. He was tagging her friends and other actresses in the posts, effectively turning his rejection into a public humiliation campaign. Meanwhile, the ex-boyfriend was helping her deal with the entire situation, and they're back together. You couldn't write a better screenplay. What she didn't realise was that she was already living her $ 50K-budget movie as the main cast.
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your mom was a Moslem and l wasn't, so having a kid together was Haram and that's why l named you Arteta
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🚨 OFFICIAL: The 26-men shortlist for the FIFPRO Men’s World 11, voted by 19,806 footballers in 73 countries. 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois 🇦🇷 Emiliano Martínez 🇪🇸 David Raya 🇪🇸 Pau Cubarsí 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella 🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk 🇧🇷 Gabriel Magalhães 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi 🇵🇹 Nuno Mendes 🇫🇷 William Saliba 🇫🇷 Dayot Upamecano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández 🇪🇸 Pedri 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇵🇹 Vitinha 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
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To the loan apps that helped me at my lowest. I just don't know how to repay you.
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“king von speaks against gun violence”
Can we please bring back non-transactional relationships?😭
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Steph Curry & his family on Halloween over the years! 👻 Which costume was the best? (via: Stephen Curry & Ayesha Curry, IG)
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IN JUST THEIR SECOND SEASON AS A FRANCHISE... THE GOLDEN STATE VALKYRIES ARE WNBA CHAMPIONS 🏆
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Cuddling kidogo tu huyu ashaanza , “beb utaacha bibi yako lini,” huyu anajua vile mi ngumu kupata bibi 😳
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THE BEST SERIES in history:📺🔥🍿 ARE NOT: ■ Breaking Bad 🇺🇸 ■ Game of Thrones 🇺🇸 ■ Stranger Things 🇺🇸 ■ Friends 🇺🇸 ■ Money Heist 🇪🇸 🎬✅️ The 5 series that YES deserve to be at the VERY TOP ↓
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My first time in a 5star hotel😂
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Half the league is really faking injuries to play GTA VI 😭😭
Portland Trail Blazers' Ja Morant has sustained a Grade 2 left hamstring strain and will miss at least four weeks, sources tell ESPN.
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Barber ameniround off to the nearest human being mamae. Hide your unstable ovulating shawties
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This gender🤦🏾‍♂️
See wetin I dey date then😭😂 because of 50k e wan tell me him history 😂 I really dodged a bullet😂 see him complaining about buying me ordinary iPhone Xsmax
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I've just seen the mightiest, most perfect ass. Hadi dere akasimamisha gari kwanza tuangalie 😭
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Advise Remove your funds from the world's largest crypto exchange... Otherwise you'll cry for help Si kwema
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