Alex | Nothlit | Grown-ass adult | They/Them | @lessercryptids 👽 | @cellobuster anywhere else you want to find me
Lakewood, CO
Joined July 2015
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This place sucks and every time I log back in it's gotten worse. Follow me anywhere else, @cellobuster just like it says in the bio
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I don't WANT to get in the shower I WANT to do a special beam cannon on my neighbor that got my car towed
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We should hook this thing up to a supercomputer miles below the surface of the earth and hang it up on meathooks and send searing hot sharp pain to every nerve ending in its body and make it handle simple computational tasks that are essential to the functioning of our society
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"Alright, pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?"
"I nicked it. When you let your guard down for that split second... and I'd do it again."
Did I not follow up on this here? Sammy won lol tumblr.com/cellobuster/77555…
There are mere hours remaining in the matter of Sammy Sinclair v. Lup Adventurezone and the TAZ fandom is resorting to every nasty trick in the book (voting in larger numbers). Please listen to this song I have composed for you and give Sammy your support: tumblr.com/cellobuster/77542…
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"Doin' the monster mash with ya on this beautiful Valentine's Day!"
"Marty, why did you play that song today? There must be thousands of love songs."
There are mere hours remaining in the matter of Sammy Sinclair v. Lup Adventurezone and the TAZ fandom is resorting to every nasty trick in the book (voting in larger numbers). Please listen to this song I have composed for you and give Sammy your support: tumblr.com/cellobuster/77542…
the first of two characters from the CUSC actual play who made it into the sexiest podcast character bracket is up and is currently losing to what seems to be an obscure Critical Role character. Please vote for Spanks Sinatra over some bearded fantasy dude tumblr.com/cellobuster/77486…
I'm pulling out all the stops. We're doing wrestling promos now tumblr.com/cellobuster/77498…
Me last night: yeah let's say 40%, that's a large enough percentage to be impossible to hit but still won't feel like just a completely fake goal
Me looking at the poll this morning: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tumblr.com/cellobuster/77513…
