@cedarblack
Joined January 2009
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Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.
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Can we get Victoria Beckhams “Out of your mind” to number 1 next?! That was a banger too 😁🔥
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“It was not Hitler or Himmler who abducted me, beat me, shot my family. It was the shoemaker, the milkman, the neighbor, who received a uniform and then believed they were the master race.” ~ Karl Stojka, Auschwitz Survivor
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Evie ♡@EFCevieJan 5
i have over 100 examples of grok creating sexually explicit images of me and some even include me naked and in bdsm gear. i’ve also seen with my own eyes grok creating CSAM. don’t let this be something everyone moves on from in a weeks time. hold everyone involved accountable
Ofcom
@OfcomJan 5
Our statement on Grok ⬇️
We are aware of serious concerns raised about a feature on Grok on X that produces undressed images of people and sexualised images of children. We have made urgent contact with X and xAI to understand what steps they have taken to comply with their legal duties to protect users in the UK. Based on their response we will undertake a swift assessment to determine whether there are potential compliance issues that warrant investigation.

ALT We are aware of serious concerns raised about a feature on Grok on X that produces undressed images of people and sexualised images of children. We have made urgent contact with X and xAI to understand what steps they have taken to comply with their legal duties to protect users in the UK. Based on their response we will undertake a swift assessment to determine whether there are potential compliance issues that warrant investigation.

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Beth Rigby: "Has the US violated international law?" Keir Starmer: "Intl law is really important..." "You're not going to say whether they have or they havn't?" "I'm going to be clear that I believe in intl law, I've long been an advocate of intl law"
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I’m old enough to remember when you had to pretend you weren’t taking the oil
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Sav Shawz@shawzsavJan 3
“You signed the TOS so you agreed to it” “women are doing it to themselves” “don’t post pictures if you don’t want to be violated” YOU HATE WOMEN. If you think any of this is acceptable, you just hate women. Fuck you and your father
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vita@majipres29 Dec 2025
I hope all the sexy women break up with their stupid ugly boyfriends in 2026
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sorry but writing a story about one single dinner you had with the reiners a decade ago a literal day after rob and michele’s murders is the most tasteless and depraved shit
The Hollywood Reporter
@THR16 Dec 2025
I Sat Down to Dinner With Rob, Michele and Nick Reiner. It Was Heartwarming and Jarring. hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…

I Sat Down to Dinner With Rob, Michele and Nick Reiner. It Was Heartwarming and Jarring.

With a son suspected of murder, recalling a Toronto restaurant session from 10 years ago — and the light it sheds on a dark dynamic.

hollywoodreporter.com
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It's not fair that we have to read this. It's not fair that this is just a normal thing to read now. It's not fair.
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm15 Dec 2025
Donald Trump alleges that Rob Reiner’s death was “reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as Trump Derangement Syndrome”
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90% of my timeline is a quote of a deleted tweet. I’m fucking livid and it makes me feel schizophrenic
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By Andrey Samarin
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Replying to @t1nyb0dy
I don’t use recipes. Just look in your pantry and visualize what you can do
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This is literally an Arrested Development joke
Joe Rogan Podcast News
@joeroganhq20 Nov 2025
Theo Von tells Joe Rogan: "I remember one day I was walking in the Century City Mall in LA, and there was a blue collar guy walking around...he was working contruction... we were talking for a minute I said 'what are y'all building?' He said, we're building 20 floor building, 10 floors are a talent agency, and the other 10 floors are for the CIA."
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Theo is confusing 'CIA' with 'CAA' (Creative Artists Agency), which is the name of the talent agency that inhabits the building. latimes.com/entertainment-…
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These transitions between practical puppets and stop motion are pure dopamine for me, and every Amemiya movie I've watched so far has this
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Norm Macdonald believed that the perfect joke was one in which the setup and the punchline are exactly the same
Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson26 Oct 2025
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"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder
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callie retweeted
Benny Feldman@Feldfrog12 Oct 2025
My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center
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ashley ray@theashleyray9 Oct 2025
these comics going “give me a pass, i’m donating the money to human rights!” and the human rights orgs going “so the issue is that it’s bad to take blood money at all” is funny
Variety
@Variety9 Oct 2025
Human Rights Watch 'Cannot Accept' Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival variety.com/2025/tv/news/hum…

Human Rights Watch ‘Cannot Accept’ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at...

Human Rights Watch says it 'cannot accept' donations from Aziz Ansari and other comedians who performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

variety.com
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