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lawyer, muscician, idiot // what an empty epitaph that is // @jcsupercarband // @roughdetective // @STLcitysc // @saints // thoughts are my own

 STL now, formerly new orleans
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Joined September 2010
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hello new followers: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ love and appreciate football teams that will, invariably, let us down ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
Kristi Noem
@KristiNoemOct 12
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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My Column, Free to everyone. It's Over. Kellen Moore Needs to Be Fired Sooner Rather Than Later patreon.com/SaintsHappyHour/…
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GOLD PANTS ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
New Orleans Saints
@SaintsOct 1
White on Gold? White on Gold.
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Shough Contest 🏈 RT for a chance to win an autographed Tyler Shough Color Rush mini helmet! #Saints | Rules: neworlns.co/ContestTW
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Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. #Futurama
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the reason this lesbian bar story went so viral is that basically every left wing person in America has personally experienced some version of this story in their life over the course of the last decade and is really goddam sick of it
Max Tani@maxwelltaniSep 23
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe’s managing editor said it was “by far our best performing story of the year,” and appears to be “on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records.”
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A DUB IN BALTIMORE. #Saints | @Gatorade
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SAINTS WIN SAINTS WIN SAINTS WN
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NEVER A DOUBT IN MY MIND
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Kamara contest 👀 RT for a chance to win an AK autographed sideline hat! #Saints | Rules: neworlns.co/AKHat
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we may need to have a conversation about Shough pretty clearly not being the guy, just looking like the guy against the worst teams in the league in the second half of the season last year.
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It was a unanimous decision, by the ultimate authorities on Missouri law, 5 of the 7 of whom were appointed by Republican governors. Secretary Hoskins’s refusal to put it on the ballot was an undemocratic and lawless act, unanimously rejected by a majority Republican court.
Dr. Bob Onder
@BobOnderMOSep 3
The Missouri Supreme Court decision, overturning a congressional map between a primary in which voters chose candidates, and a general election, defies common sense and the rule of law.
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I know it’s December but apartment hunting is BLEAK in St. Louis right now, Jesus.
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You know, I was God once. Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. #Futurama
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she will never pass the bar exam and i think that’s beautiful
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two weeks sober today. longest stretch in at least five years. gonna keep rolling.
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will never miss an opportunity to retweet the SPIN MOVE from well-known running threat Drew Brees
Barstool NOLA@BarstoolNOLA21 Nov 2025
Always has been and always will be, FUCK THE FALCONS.
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being in the dome for this game was something else, man
Back Then Football
@BackThenFB19 Nov 2025
November 19th, 2017: The New Orleans Saints rally back from 31-16 with less than 6 minutes left to beat Washington in OT.
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