Middle aged before my time
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Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking after colleagues 'needed a shower' dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…
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1x spare ticket for @gurriersband at New Century Hall in Manchester tomorrow, give us a shout if you want it!
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somehow the joke is still on Spurs for committing to £150m on Savio and Marmoush two months before they became worth about £2.70
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Everyone upset about the rumoured triple lock changes, remember, is insisting that the state pension should rise *faster* than the wages of the people who pay for it. That’s the only thing at stake here. Andy is not cutting the pension, or even suggesting it should stop rising.
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HAAAAAAAAS ANYONE SEEN P&O CRUISES
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham is set to signal the end of the state pension triple lock in his conference speech tomorrow
[@Telegraph]
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Have pensioners considered owning less flat screen TVs, making less cups of tea and buying less Werther’s Originals? That’s usually their stance isn’t it
🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham is set to signal the end of the state pension triple lock in his conference speech tomorrow
[@Telegraph]
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All in the last two days:
- Macron summoning the party leaders to warn them of some kind of Russian threat.
- Tusk warning of Russian missiles hitting European territory, with Nawrocki talking about Poland using its territory
- Merz warning of "decisive months if not weeks" for the freedom of Europe lying ahead of us and sending Eurofighters to Latvia
- Stubbe mentally preparing his population for drone and sabotage attacks
- Now this
Something's afoot. But what?
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Scotland really pulled off an incredible trick of being the vanguard of British imperialism for 400 years then going decolonial small bean mode at the very last minute.
As the end of the 'United Kingdom' draws near and England pleads with Scotland, Wales and the 6 occupied counties in Ireland to stay, never forget it was England that invaded our three countries, tried to ban our languages and murdered millions of our people....just saying....
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Scotland joined the United Kingdom via the 1707 Acts of Union passed by its own Parliament amid economic pressures, not English invasion. Scots were prominent participants in building and administering the British Empire.
bbc.com/history/britis…
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historyreclaimed.co.uk/scots-in-the-b…
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Chris Wilder proposed to his wife with a packet of Haribo
That's not the thing I find strange.
I read that thinking 'oh he pretended the ring in a packet of Starmix was a real engagement ring'
He proposed using the *love heart Haribo*
Chris. There's a ring in the bag
❤️ “Classic romantic CW, no beach, no anything like that, just in a working men’s club with a packet of Haribos”
⚔️ Sheff Utd manger Chris Wilder on why he won’t forget the club’s last trip to Fleetwood Town.
Full interview 🎧👉 bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0p9pk…
#SUFC | @BBCSheffield
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The last time Leeds started a league season with a 1-0 win over Nottingham Forest was in 1991-92. Now is most definitely the time to get carried away. #lufc
