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Conall

@cdlufc

Middle aged before my time

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Joined February 2016
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-@sharpy9894Oct 31
Aye them two draws against scum and Sunderland were blinding results.. raise your standards.. Demand more #shite
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Still, having a good keeper was nice while it lasted
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Leeds United is a contagious condition for keepers
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Australia. Funny.
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James Acaster is a fucking disgrace of a man
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Sam Curran is the definition of an all rounder, equally shit with both bat and ball
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England. Funny.
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Player of the year, well done lads @lancscricket
Lawrence Booth (@BoothCricket) profile pictureLawrence Booth
@BoothCricketOct 21
Jimmy Anderson is set to retire after Lancashire declined to offer him a new contract for 2027 dailymail.com/sport/cricket/…
England legend Sir James Anderson to RETIRE from cricket at 44

England legend Sir James Anderson to RETIRE from cricket at 44

Jimmy Anderson's long career is finally at an end after Lancashire declined to offer him a new contract for the 2027 season, when he will turn 45.

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BC@BC_LUFCOct 20
Makes you proud to be Leeds really does
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreportOct 20
A Leeds fan directs an insult at Sir Alex Ferguson on camera.
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Bang on 👍
clara (@skintyromance) profile pictureclara@skintyromanceOct 17
i think mine is 1. dogrel 2. a hero’s death 3. skinty fia 4. dopamine chamber 5. romance
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Zombie is in the top 10 worst songs of all time.
Leigh Giangreco (@LeighGiangreco) profile pictureLeigh Giangreco@LeighGiangrecoOct 15
I really need people to know that while The Cranberries’ “Zombie” is a great song, it is not appropriate for a Halloween playlist
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Dopamine Chamber. Not as bad as I thought it’d be, and maybe better than romance? Still not a patch on the first 3 albums.
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Fontaines D.C. (@fontainesdublin) profile pictureFontaines D.C.
@fontainesdublinOct 16
Album. Our fifth album Dopamine Chamber is out now. fontainesdc.x-l.co/dopaminec…
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Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking after colleagues 'needed a shower' dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-…
Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking as colleagues 'needed a shower'

Bus driver 'farted so badly' it led to sacking as colleagues 'needed a shower'

A bus driver who experienced flatulence so bad colleagues thought she had soiled herself has sued after she was dismissed from her job following the incident

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Conall@cdlufcOct 15
1x spare ticket for @gurriersband at New Century Hall in Manchester tomorrow, give us a shout if you want it!
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Nipped in for one, locals all muttered about us being undercover coppers, then we all got locked in cause some Somalian fella was threatening to cut a girls head off
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🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱 (@jackalbion96) profile picture🇵🇱 Moder on the Dancefloor 🇵🇱@jackalbion96Oct 14
Intrigued to see, what is the roughest pub you’ve ever been in?
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1x spare ticket for @gurriersband at New Century Hall in Manchester tomorrow, give us a shout if you want it!
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Hate to break it to you but you absolutely can
` (@literaturelisa) profile picture`@literaturelisaOct 11
No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.
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