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MILF in training retweeted
fuuuuuck.... they're doing a second act ironic reprise of my "i want" song. they're twisting the lyrics around to take on a new, crueler meaning. they're shifting my leitmotif into a different key. they got my ass.
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Sorry not sorry, this is incredibly chic. To be 97, dressed up, having fun on your birthday and then call it a day. Perfection 10 out 10 Vito.
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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im bored tonight. littlest pokemon shop
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MILF in training retweeted
seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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MILF in training retweeted
HEUUHGHHH
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MILF in training retweeted
Suddenly providing Healthcare for free is possible when they need to torture trans people but not when I need to see an endocrinologist for a life threatening genetic condition
🚨Today, Texas Children’s Hospital has officially launched their Detransition Clinic 🚨 Under the settlement, TCH must provide multidisciplinary detransition-related care FREE OF CHARGE for five years, including endocrinology, surgery, primary care, fertility counseling, mental health services, social work, and speech pathology. I extend my heartfelt gratitude once again to Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and my attorneys at the Burke Law Group for their extraordinary dedication, sacrifice, and tireless efforts throughout this fight. Their commitment helped turn a painful and difficult chapter into an opportunity for meaningful change. @KenPaxtonTX @BurkeLawTweets I think of all the detransitioners who have suffered in silence, been dismissed, and fought desperately to have their voices heard. This win is for them. I hope TCH’s admirable effort to fund and launch Americas first detransition clinic becomes a turning point for the entire country. That this clinic is not the exception, but the first of many. Today’s a good day. ❤️ Link⬇️
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MILF in training retweeted
You jack off all trades?
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MILF in training retweeted
tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess
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MILF in training retweeted
this is their secret btw
people caring about some "victoria's secret" in the year of 2026.
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MILF in training retweeted
Good time to share that political prisoner Josh Williams who was arrested after the Ferguson protests AT 19 and incarcerated for 12 YEARS is getting released and funds are being raised for him. givebutter.com/support-fergu…
hot take: looking at Europe as the only place that resists governments correctly is racist and erases countless African & non-Black Indigenous rebellions
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MILF in training retweeted
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell] Beenba Rito
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MILF in training retweeted
When I am chopped it is a form of resistance against societal expectations for women and I am very brave
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MILF in training retweeted
adjusting my boobs in public to assert dominance
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MILF in training retweeted
Me when I Eat the lentils of Forgetfulness
Googled “do I have to soak lentils” and all the links are purple 😭
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MILF in training retweeted
You have to flirt in Libra Season or you’ll die.
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MILF in training retweeted
Two days after Jane Doe was assaulted, she visited the Cornell health clinic for UTI medication and told the doctor she contracted it in "a traumatic way"— that's not how anyone describes a consensual encounter. ​She also kept the dress she wore that night unwashed to preserve evidence. That’s not what someone does after a consensual encounter.
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MILF in training retweeted
It's October 1st.
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Damn yall could’ve just said i gotta new song coming out 😭
#PopWorld: 🚨After more than a year of inactivity, an arrest, and further controversies, LIL NAS X announces his new single, “World’s Greatest,” for today, October 1st.
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MILF in training retweeted
okay solange, you was right. you really cannot drink it away, put one in the air, dance it away, or change it with your hair :(
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MILF in training retweeted
everything will work out for you this october because you are hot and insane
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