strong, silent type

South Africa
Joined October 2012
Tina Turner dancing in her garden, 2000
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see normal people don’t understand that a 285 million dollar contract isn’t really that much because you have to pay taxes and also have to pay someone to play a gold harp as your personal chef prepares your dinner
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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guy who lived in free artist housing in nyc for being a comedian: "socialism is bad"
I honestly didn’t expect Larry David to come out firing like this:
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African presidents. Giving remote work a whole new definition..😭😭😭
President of Cameroon, the 93-year-old Paul Biya, is expected to visit Cameroon next week! He will have a two-week working trip before returning to Geneva, Switzerland, where he lives.
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Can’t believe this is real? How didn’t a church know that nails are an integral part of the cross.
a priest getting killed by a crucifix is one of of the craziest deaths ever. a blurred version of this is gonna be on youtube compilations for generations
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This is exactly why I refused to take my driving lessons. I don't want to become Lewis Hamilton.
My fear of going to the gym is looking like this
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What the f is this statement? Is she leaving gael for zelensky or what
Elina Svitolina and Gael Monfils are ending their marriage 💔 Elina shared this message on IG: “This is the most difficult thing I have ever had to share. Everyone knows how much Ukraine means to me. What I have rarely spoken about is what the war has done to me inside. Last year, I told you I needed to step away from the court because I wasn't in the right emotional space. Today, I want to open up a little more. What you didn't see were the sleepless nights, the doubts, and the feeling of slowly losing myself. Gaël saw all of it. He never let go of my hand. We fought through this together for a long time, with everything we had. But some battles happen deep inside you, and no amount of love from someone else can win them for you. With time, I came to understand that I need to find my way back to myself and that I cannot do that within our marriage. It is the hardest truth I have ever had to face and the hardest thing I have ever had to tell the person I love. Gaël listened. He has respected what I need with a strength and grace I will never forget. Gael has loved me through my greatest joys and my darkest moments, and I have loved him with all my heart. Together, we built a beautiful life, and we were given the most precious gift of all, our daughter, Skai. Skai will always come first. Our marriage is ending, but our family is not. We will always be her parents, side by side, at every step of her life. Please know that there is no one to blame here. There are only two people who loved each other deeply and a story that is changing shape. We ask for your kindness and for the space we need to heal. Thank you for your love 🤍”
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I was a teacher before law school. I couldn’t convince teenagers to wear deodorant. The idea that teachers are convincing kids that they should get sex changes is utterly ludicrous.
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uu que ganas de que me guste alguien la situación en la que me encuentran cada vez que me gusta alguien:
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Lmfao
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we honestly didn't even need her to explain. we were on her side anyway lmao
Opened Instagram and I randomly saw the lady with the earring on her sleeve😭😭 crazy algorithm
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lmao this is crazy but more importantly, it’s on your phone?
People who borrow an Xtra savings card are so annoying. Get yours. 😭😭👍🏽
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ex situationships still sharing my comedy posters. didn’t believe in us but they believe in my grind 🥹
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Oh- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I ask you again, @JHBWater what is your problem and why don’t I have water?????
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Were you guys not alive in 2019 or something?
A suit blazed over a hoodie, who co-signed that shit really
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😭budget getting shaken by ice cream dates, I hate Cyril
I promised 2 girls ice cream dates and it's not looking good financially 😭✌🏾
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He's too big to be having a sweet voice like that what the hell
Reacher actor Alan Ritchson goes viral after performing ‘Human Nature’ by Michael Jackson.
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this was such a sickening read
some of yall were born to b fans omg.
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every visual coming out of paris harder than the one before this is crazy
On est sur la vidéo du siècle
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