@canadasdancer

the majority of people don’t deserve access to you

 Canada
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Joined September 2025
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Non sexual loving touch is way undervalued in a relationship.
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Actually my dad is a magician & a nudist. So he does.
GiGi@geneverwhat15h
A Magician never reveals his penis
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Happy Halloween from your neighbourhood stalker. Ps you can’t see me behind that pole, I’m hiding.
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If you’ve ever worried that you’re too much for someone, don’t worry. You absolutely are. And that’s perfect.
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CoCo@unhingebinge20h
We're going to need a bigger stick of sage.
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Solyricon
@Solyricon15h
she’s officially in her “whatever is meant for me will cross seven heavens to find me” era. so, she’s not worried.
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Trey@treydayway15h
I think it's hilarious that some of us just tweet random things with little thought to entertain strangers and others have to be serious and try to "correct" everything they see
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Sometimes life is hard and shitty. But it doesn’t stay that way.
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She wants someone who makes the world feel enchanted again. Someone who reminds her that romance isn't a childish fantasy and that being jaded doesn't mean she's beyond being cherished.
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I write our ending in the beginning because nothing stays gold
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The last time was the last time.
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If you love something, hold onto it.
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Vinod Chhaproo
@Chhapiness17h
It should be illegal for your kids to change their Halloween character without giving you a 30 day notice
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゙゙
@reallutherrOct 23
"am i annoying u?" no babe, u make life worth living... talk to me as much as u can
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Sassy Hobbit 🦋
@sassyhobbitOct 22
"You're only one medical emergency away from bankruptcy" - bitch, I'm one flat tire away from bankruptcy, wtf are you talking about?
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe82Oct 22
The crazy part about telling me that you think I’m fat is, you truly believe it’s the worst thing someone could be. As opposed to mean-spirited, cold-hearted, lacking in empathy. Those are far worse
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I can like sex and still be a nice person you fucking morons
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The Card@JaggedAuthorOct 23
God knew I would be too powerful if I didn't spend every waking second worrying about money.
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The consistency means everything.
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 22
fool me once? shame on you. fool me twice? still shame on you. we’ve clearly established i’m easy to fool. find a more difficult challenger, loser
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Samuel@Sammy_1999_Oct 22
Fuck jerkin it, I want you to pretend it's a 5 speed shifter and you gotta make the vroom vroom noises when you shift it.
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