I edit images, collect half-finished ideas, and have a comeback for everything. I just don't always have it with me. Somehow this passes for a personality.

Home of the 1st daiquiri shop
Joined June 2009
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I saw my mom today. She had nothing but very nice things to say to me today. That’s always nice. Mostly because I can see that she’s happy.
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Relationships should be 50/50. You give her your last name and she moans your first
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Fall in the South is just summer finally getting tired enough to leave us alone.
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waking up when it's still dark is a mindfck
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sorry i got distracted by the possibility of making out
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It's October, the fog machine stays on during sex.
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Don’t adjust your boundaries to their disrespect
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remember when we thought we were in trouble bc our president would forget shit
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Let her sneak into your dreams, coward.
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You impress me as someone who has relatives that say "acrosst."
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After sex I’m going to start saying, “Like and Subscribe.”
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Riot Grrrls weren’t too fucking mouthy, they just refused to apologize for taking up space. Turn it up.
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she’s lullabies and war cries, depends on who knocks at the door
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I might seem a little weird at first. But once you get to know me, I’m actually a lot worse
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Turns out the light at the end of the tunnel was just a guy with a flashlight.
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Horror fans are my kind of people
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It’s a farmers market kind of morning
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I think if you can’t or you’re unwilling to fully understand someone then love fails.
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Remembering Mitch Hedberg: Last weekend, I helped a friend stay. It’s a whole lot easier than helping to move. I just went over to his place and made sure he did not load shit into a truck.
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