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King Zora

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aspiring goblin

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Joined April 2010
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I'm going around Hanoi asking for this and starting some kind of international incident
JOE (@JOE_co_uk) profile pictureJOE
@JOE_co_uk5 Nov 2019
"Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal." Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man.

Wigan Kebab, smack barm pey wet and a babby's yed

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josh 📈@oldviennalagerNov 9
had the thought this afternoon id love to have a coffee that does the opposite of what a coffee does. like just winds you down a bit. then realized that from a great distance i was approaching the concept of a beer
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Tourist tips; everywhere in the world is exactly the same, continue to operate like you do at home it's fine
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Tourist tips: walk until you find a crowd of mostly over 65 year old white people, so you know it's going to be absolute dog shit
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How I'm moving in Asia
*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* (@coolestdudeyet) profile picture*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber*@coolestdudeyetNov 8
I love being in compliance with all applicable laws and regulations.
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Larry J 🇵🇸@_LarryJ_Nov 7
Something not talked about in the AI discussion is the immeasurable pain caused to husbands by the technology allowing wives to mock up remodels of various rooms in their house so easily
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Ocarina of Time. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect fall night. You are 36 years old. The year is 2026.
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Jim E. Brown (@JimEBrown1) profile picture
Jim E. Brown@JimEBrown1Nov 5
I am a mouldy man
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I'm so hack
Molly🎧🏳️‍🌈 (@RasberryRazz) profile pictureMolly🎧🏳️‍🌈@RasberryRazzNov 4
Started clapping my hands like a seal when I saw that Nintendo retained the King Zora shuffling to the side and possibly made it even longer.
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cozy
@cozymaximalistNov 2
"i'm buying the dip" cool man i'm buying 90 days of food and water and an ak-47
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owning a dog cuts your risk of dying from any cause by 24%, so you can use it to offset alcohol or drug abuse
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Digital transformation consultant
Olki (@Olking07) profile pictureOlki
@Olking07Oct 30
Hey @grok, if civilization collapsed tomorrow and we had to rebuild society from scratch, what 10 professions would become the MOST valuable overnight? Rank them and explain why.
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I just realized many of my life problems may be due to things I promised the devil at 21 to keep my hair past 30
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Patrick Stewart's entire body of work, but as Picard in particular, is something that connects the person I am today with who I was as a kid. It collapses time for me. I still have the same awe and fascination with his performance and belief that it represents the best of us.
Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) profile pictureWill 🦥 Menaker@willmenakerOct 29
RIP
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Replying to @Jay__chiefs
The LA Fitness ref is not a random dude, but the big Other, symbolic authority that turns free time into control. We obey the Law he embodies, enjoying the rules… and so on.
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If I'm really honest, the reason I work from home most days is the Men's Pants Situation has become Untenable. something must be done.
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rachel
@rachcorrineOct 26
“How do you sleep at night?” With complete utter delusional optimistic faith that God’s plan for my life is greater than my plan for my life. >>>
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Neil Renic@NC_RenicOct 25
Leaping into the final stretch of the year with energy and excitement
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Shasti@sh44stiOct 24
i’m also doing this but in my daily life
Turkic Press (@turkicpress) profile pictureTurkic Press
@turkicpressOct 24
Kazakistan, Altın Orda Devleti'nin yönetim ve mali modelini incelemeyi ve günümüz şartlarına uyarlamayı hedefliyor.
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Image from Turkic Press (@turkicpress)
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Just got two recreational vaccines (flu + COVID) for free and now I'm voting in a provincial election after I got to vote in a municipal election last week. The woke empire of Canada shall smile upon the earth for a thousand years.
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There were two flavors of socialism and a full communist option on offer. Abundance is here
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