@_LarryJ_

Just Father Sky, Mother Earth, and your dear old Uncle Larry

Joined October 2012
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Laz 🏈 👀@crumbbutlerOct 18
It’s always people who don’t have real jobs saying this shit
Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesiasOct 18
My strongest “vibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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You can’t be talking like that, Ringless Baby
GL@Lewisgem1150Oct 17
Ravens fans talk way too much trash for a team that hasn’t won shit since Obama was President.
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Tentin Quarantino@TentyQuarantinoOct 17
This was how Katie Zacharia found out she was not keeping her job 😭
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That’s Brazilian money - it’s like $30 American. Calm down
🇧🇷Diego🇧🇷 XBOX
@DiegoLT85Oct 15
Ser socialista assim até eu sou kkkkkk
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To all of the Brazilians and others replying to this to (I assume) tell me I’m wrong, I apologize I can’t read Spanish
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Chinatown@ChinatowndJakeOct 16
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
@AndrewYangOct 16
That Tesla demo was the most impressive thing ever. I had to double check that it was real and not AI. Wow.
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Cam@harleybaghdad6 Jul 2020
(Gordon ramsey voice) Fuck me. You’ve gone and fucked me in my ass. You fucking donkey
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Cam@harleybaghdad25 May 2022
Gordon goes to Draculas castle
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Cam@harleybaghdad7 Sep 2020
Gordon Ramsay seeing his own penis for the first time
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Cam@harleybaghdad24 Aug 2021
After a disappointing lunch, Chef Ramsay is shocked to learn that the crab cakes are haunted Gordon: Wow. So the crab cakes have ghosts in them. Fuck me. Why is that? Chef: (defensively) That’s the way we’ve always done it. We can’t afford to get them exorcised.
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Cam@harleybaghdad17 Jun 2021
Gordon Ramsay is served a Jack-O-Lantern
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Cam@harleybaghdad6 Jul 2021
Gordon Ramsay is served an Evil Green Bean
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Those David Blaine And1 mixtapes of him doing magic tricks at like random gas stations and shit where dudes were hanging out in the 90s were honestly pretty sweet. It’s too bad he was probably doing some horrific things with Epstein at the same time
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Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandOct 15
I’m headed to Fort Lauderdale Florida to record PBD podcast tomorrow with @patrickbetdavid looking forward to meeting the gang Tom, Vinny, Adam and the rest of the Valuetainment team
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Have not been able to stop thinking about this hair situation on Dash’s ex boyfriend since I saw it
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ConsiderThis@CountBellamarreOct 13
Unreal fit
Oliya Scootercaster 🛴
@ScooterCasterNYOct 13
BREAKING: Confrontations as Cornell University "We are Jane Doe" Protesters face off with Michael Tracey in Ithaca, NY Video by Jonathan Fernandes | Licensing @FreedomNTV [email protected]
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 13
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogOct 13
New York Post
@nypostOct 13
Hungry blind dog sparks deadly house fire, killing itself and canine sibling trib.al/Tx10Ltb
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Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 13
😬 Katie Zacharia's first press briefing was brutally bad 😬 Trump managed to find a press secretary who can barely read, but she does have the number one qualification -- looking like Ivanka Here's a supercut from Zacharia's first briefing, which made Karoline Leavitt seem like Ronald Reagan
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Mark Malone@soundmigrationOct 12
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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