am i too old to be this stoned

Joined August 2013
zyndaya retweeted
She was writing shit like this as a teen. That’s why I don’t entertain discussions about her pen
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New Girl had old school TV survival skills. It understood that a Zooey focused show would burn itself out in six episodes, thus made the pivot to Max Greenfield pronouncing words with increasing elasticity.
watching the first episode of new girl, does it stop being so Quirk Chungus or is that just the tone of the show forever
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LeBron James is so good man. His D is incredible. He has length. He has girth. He can penetrate. He can pound you in the paint. He can shoot it all over the floor.
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zyndaya retweeted
I think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.
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zyndaya retweeted
This is literally the equivalent of saying “omg who’s Cristiano Ronaldo”
pop_insider 🤍🖤
@PInsider_Oct 19
OMG WHO IS THIS DIVA
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New construction everywhere, just plant a damn tree for the love of GOD.
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zyndaya retweeted
People are confused. It’s not just that I don’t want to watch a public execution (I wont). I don’t want anyone to watch one. I don’t want anyone to be able to. It’s a matter of collective moral psychology and civic culture. You people despise the other countries who do this.
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zyndaya retweeted
you just described Zendaya, but people hate to admit it
a REAL Hollywood star is someone who can do both blockbuster franchises AND artistic award bait movies, who can have both a social media presence (even if it's curated by a manager) AND maintain a private life. anyone who acts like they can only choose one is full of shit.
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zyndaya retweeted
weddings are so fun because you get to see what meal you were in the mood for six months ago
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I'm never switching up on Superman (2025). Not in my world. Not in the world I live in.
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zyndaya retweeted
she ate this so bad don’t ever play with zendaya in my face
jesus christ
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zyndaya retweeted
unfortunately the best gracie abrams song is an unreleased song
Best Gracie Abrams song ever, but you can’t say Best, Free now, I told you things and I miss you, I’m sorry & I love you, I’m sorry
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@PopBaseOct 8
A ‘BRIDGERTON’ prequel series is officially in development at Netflix. The series will chronicle the romance of a young Violet and Viscount Edmund Bridgerton.
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zyndaya retweeted
what does he want now
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zyndaya retweeted
Netflix
@netflixOct 8
Dearest Gentle Reader... A new series chronicling the romance of young Violet and Viscount Edmund Bridgerton is coming!
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Idk how y'all got babies, this cat pushes me past my limit everyday.
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zyndaya retweeted
Why are so many people mad about “I am Jane Doe?” Weren’t ya’ll just Charlie Kirk not that long ago?
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y’all hate immigrants more than pedophiles and that’s weird.
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zyndaya retweeted
andrew tate was fuckin with eel porn and you niggas wanted me to think he was an alpha male
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The junior line is the hint towards this Hal being from John's subconscious
"i love you... i love you too junior" this being their last scene together oh i'm actually NEVER recovering from this god 😭😭 #Lanterns
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