@calithevirgo

am i too old to be this stoned

Joined August 2013
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New Girl had old school TV survival skills. It understood that a Zooey focused show would burn itself out in six episodes, thus made the pivot to Max Greenfield pronouncing words with increasing elasticity.
🖤 viv 🖤@ffdykeOct 22
watching the first episode of new girl, does it stop being so Quirk Chungus or is that just the tone of the show forever
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this happened to me with a cover letter for a job and i just had to eat it 😃
jewel@jewelonacrownOct 22
i wrote a paper and my professor just emailed me saying it was 82 percent ai….. how do you even fight this? genuinely my worst nightmare
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THE VOICE@lyricamaiyaOct 21
Pushing 30 talking about some Halloween weekend moves man get tf on😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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had this in my notes for years and haven’t even bothered to add anything else
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LeBron James is so good man. His D is incredible. He has length. He has girth. He can penetrate. He can pound you in the paint. He can shoot it all over the floor.
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me thinking embiid is hurt every 5 mins
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embiid checking on someone after crashing into their legs with his full weight <3
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this was really my favorite era. i was OBSESSED with Erin Heatherton
eden@museofdreams13Oct 20
lily aldridge, erin heatherton, adriana lima, candice swanepoel, & chanel iman at VS soho, nyc 2011
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some of us party in our hotel rooms girl make a cocktail jeez louise fun police
.@OmgemeralddddOct 19
I don’t understand the obsession with ice dispensers in hotels. I’ve stayed in plenty of hotels and never EVER needed ice. Why is this such an important hotel amenity? Why do people mention it in reviews? What are y’all doing with all this ice?
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‏ً@justjargonsOct 19
I think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.
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xotwod@ovoxormfcOct 19
This is literally the equivalent of saying “omg who’s Cristiano Ronaldo”
pop_insider 🤍🖤
@PInsider_Oct 19
OMG WHO IS THIS DIVA
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this is all time
𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐚@tayfortnightOct 18
Candice Swanepoel a timeless icon
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no one’s fav is writing on this level and that’s why a taylor hater has never moved me a bit.
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not him threatening us with universal healthcare
Molly Ploofkins
@MollyploofkinsOct 18
Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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31-34 being at the bottom is such bad ranking omfg open the schools
TaylorSwiftPage
@swiftpage13Oct 17
📝billboard ranked all Taylor Swift's bonus tracks
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this is hilarious sorry
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 16
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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New construction everywhere, just plant a damn tree for the love of GOD.
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this is how people feel about me
🔮@flopgrlOct 14
My friend keeps telling everyone she's a people-pleaser and i'm racking my brain trying to think of one time I've ever been pleased by her
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more like $135
𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★@olivvrsznOct 14
Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.
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i’ve waited my whole life for this moment
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorOct 13
The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.
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