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Callie Feagan

@calfea

Be pretty if you can, be witty if you must, but be gracious if it kills you

 Austin, TX
Joined February 2009
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That time I wrote to the @SydOperaHouse advising them I’d won the building in the great cribbage match of 12 June 1989, and the GM replied asking for postage. Hahaha
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates5 Jun 2019
This is Dallas. He’s practicing being scary. Narrowed it down to these three borks to use when protecting the household. 13/10 absolutely terrifying
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Wendy’s
@Wendys4 Feb 2019
Announcer: It's GETTING EXCITING NOW Narrator: It wasn't
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you’re wrong. one day you’ll have a dog. and they’ll be special in their own ways. they might have a stuffed fren. or like to hop in puddles. you might even have a skittle under the fridge. but they’ll do many other things. that’s why they’ll be yours. that’s why you’ll love them
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One day I'll have a dog like @dog_feelings
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Golf Digest
@GolfDigest15 Oct 2018
Hey @RobLowe and @PrattPrattPratt- Never say never! 🤷‍♂️
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gooooob morning. it is a new day. a new chance. for you to change the world. i would do it myself. but then who would watch the skittle. under the fridge
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the human has only smiled once today. it was when i rolled over. with my feets in the air. and sneezed. it wasn’t on purpose. but they seemed to really enjoy it. so since then. i’ve been lying on my back. desperately trying to sneeze
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Four years and two days ago, we released a 99-pack. Four years and one day ago, we realized we had made a mistake. Four years ago, we hid under our desks all day and didn't answer the phone.
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MUTTS@MUTTScomics26 Aug 2018
We honor John McCain, a man of moral character and courage, with deep gratitude for his lifetime of service to our country. We send our heartfelt condolences to his family and loved ones.
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates10 Aug 2018
This is Blaze. She was just given that name after being rescued from a house fire. Has no comment at this time but would like you to notice the Mickey Mouse on her nose. 14/10
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A bear@A_single_bear7 Jun 2018
I listened to a lovely story from a chirping bird all morning. I have no idea what was going on, but it seemed so nice.
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BBC Three
@bbcthree19 May 2018
just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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MUTTS@MUTTScomics11 May 2018
It only takes one person to change an animal's entire world! #adoptdontshop
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Almost feel bad for Zuckerberg. There’s no way he left that room full of old people without having to set up their wifi.
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Dolly Parton
@DollyParton16 Mar 2018
In the South this look means "bless your heart," and that ain't always a compliment! 😅
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Chloe Kim@ChloeKim17 Feb 2018
People acting like my bestie after the Olympics. Like remember when you took a sip of my apple juice in kindergarten, still salty bout that – at La Habra, CA
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The Garden is empty for now but will be filling up with breed winners from the Hound, Toy, Non-Sporting, and Herding groups shortly! #WKCDogShow
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The Associated Press
@AP13 Dec 2017
BREAKING: Democrat Doug Jones wins election as U.S. senator from Alabama. @AP race call at 10:23 p.m. EST. #AlabamaElection #APracecall
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates23 Nov 2017
I’m thankful for big dogs and small dogs, young dogs and old dogs, dogs with great floof, and dogs with no floof, dogs who protecc, dogs who attacc, and dogs who snacc, dogs with wheels and dogs who heel, dogs who save lives and dogs who high five... I’m thankful for dogs
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Barack Obama
@BarackObama20 Nov 2017
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth-- BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ME: Joe. Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.
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