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caitsoprano retweeted
This fabulous cunt 💅
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what if vassago showers Stolas with all these expensive gifts and the promise to take care of Stolas, telling him that he wouldn't have to worry about anything... but Stolas feels uncomfortable with the thought of buying his love... and he comes to understand power imbalance 🫢
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You and me both Blitzø…
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Also I don’t blame Vassago for what he said to Blitzø. He has prejudices and had to think of something on the fly like Stolas had to in Mastermind. He clocked immediately that Blitzø meant something to Stolas and intervened.
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It makes me sad that this episode got overshadowed by the angst of ep 5... This was a HUGE step forward, it was THE conversation they needed, but sadly bc of the schedule release we can't savour it properly. I'm giving Brandon his flowers because holy shit, he did an amazing job.
have yall ever heard something so beautiful. blitzpurrs are fucking back baby 🥹😭💕
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This is exactly what he is going to do. He’s lost two his two romantic interests to royalty.
What if he decides he wants what's best for Stolas and wants to see him happy, even if that means seeing him leave with someone else?
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And then people might ask: will Blitz’s personal growth regress now that he’s lost Stolas? The truth is NO, because Blitz has other people who LOVE and because he’s come to realize that he was being an absolute jerk, not just to Stolas, but to EVERYONE....IM SO PROUD OF HIM 🥺
What if he decides he wants what's best for Stolas and wants to see him happy, even if that means seeing him leave with someone else?
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I love Vassago btw. I love him so much. He deserves better.
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caitsoprano retweeted
I see what Viv means when she said Stella cares for Via in her own way. Stella is the one who asks what will happen to Via after all the stuff is sold and clearly isn’t thrilled at the thought of marrying Via off. It’s not great and is bare minimum but it’s still SOME form care
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This and deleting the app for Vassago but not for Blitzø. I hate that Stolas is going on a character journey at Blitzø’s expense. Stolas could have agreed to the date, but rain checked it to check on Blitzø. I have so many feelings I’m trying to process.
Stolas saw this racist bullshit happen in front of him, but he didn't have the decency to ask Blitzø if he's okay. He didn't have the decency to thank him in person. Instead, he just ditched him and went on a date with Vassago. HE CANNOT BE SERIOUS
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Like I can see where the plot line is going with this and I still hate it. I hate love triangles. Stolas is going to date Vassago but hide his kinky side, only Blitz fulfills his romance and sexual intimacy needs blah blah blah. Poor Vassago, poor Blitzø. Octavia was right.
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This is way WORST than Dirty bird. The way Vassago calls him Little one, he lets himself be humiliated in front of everyone, in front of imps that admired him, just for Stolas. This is heartbreaking. And Stolas attitude makes it 100 times worse.
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Bottom Blitzø
"I'll be disguisted as you submissive & breedable little servant"😭😭😭😭
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Barbie why are you fighting Striker?!?!
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BARBIE?!?!?
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Stolas and Vassago duet incoming… also Verosika might be striking again.
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caitsoprano retweeted
Both shows are in our hearts.
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Order in the courtroom! New episodes of Helluva Boss drop TOMORROW!
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Happy new episode eve for Helluva Boss Season 3! Here's a little fix-it from episode 3 that hopefully comes across as fairly in-character. I feel for both Blitzø & Stolas but since I'm unfortunately identifying more w/ Blitzø this season I decided to do Stolas's pov. 🔗 below!
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I’ve been perceived, on this post of all posts…
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Fuck it’s being passed around.
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