
31 yo // Inconsistent art syndrome 🤪//JUST a little random hehe//NSFW Content 🔞 banner by @whimstories
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ALT "Mmm..." Stolas sighs as he surveys the two coins and pocket lint in his hand. He thinks, "My monetary gains have been rather sparse today..." But he perks up as he remembers, "Perhaps I should implement Verosika's expert advice!" Flashback to Verosika's advice: She's bent forward with a spoonful of whipped cream as she explains, "Be sure to bend over and give 'em a nice eyeful. Even better if you can draw attention to the goods—" She demonstrates by dragging the spoon over her chest, some of the whipped cream getting on her titties. "Oops! What a dirty mess I've made~" she play acts. "I'm suuuch a klutz~!"

ALT Stolas is now with his next customer, who is Travis Hazbin Hotel. Stolas asks, "More coffee for you, sir?" as he bends forward to pour a cup. Blitz is in the background, taking advantage of the view. "Would you like cream with that?" Stolas asks, holding up a little saucer of cream and "accidentally" spilling some on his chest feathers. "Oh my! How very clumsy of me~!" Stolas coos. Travis seems to be enjoying the show and Blitz is clearly Not Happy about it.

ALT "Woah! Got real messy there, didja?" Blitz asks as he suddenly pops up behind Stolas with a cloth. He offers, "Here, lemme just—" Stolas tries to interject, "Oh! I-It's quite alright, Blitz—!" Blitz uses his free hand to pull Stolas closer to his side as he looks at Travis and says, "Now what kinda boss would I be if I let my employee walk around lookin' like someone just shot a load all over his feathered tits, huh?" Travis is just smiling politely. Blitz leans in with the cloth saying, "Don't worry, I got it for ya—" But then instead of using the towel, he starts to lick the cream off Stolas' feathers.

ALT "BLITZY!!" Stolas exclaims, hearts in his eyes as Blitz goes to town on his feathered titties. Blitz says, "I like mine with cream AND sugar. C'mere~" He reaches for Stolas' face to pull him closer. They end up making out on Travis' table, but he definitely doesn't mind. He looks thrilled as he films the show.































