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Stealing my cats cowboy hat for my Halloween costume

At a family friends wedding and our family is the only one clapping and laughing at the horrible jokes cause they’re all awful

President backed up my claim after compliance tried to shut it down

Just thought of the other day when someone asked me for a breath mint but I didn’t have any so she ordered rumple minze shots

Hitting that point in adulthood where I think it’s a good idea to get into baking bread

It was so awesome

“It’s so bright in here where would you hide if you were depressed?”

There’s quite literally nothing I wouldn’t do for him

The music is in my bones

You lose all the Instagram giveaways you don’t enter

Ready to go! Time to pace in front of my mirror for 30 minutes until I actually have to leave

Very often I think about his previous owners and I want to kiss them for giving him to me and then beat them up because how could you let go of such a precious angel

People think I’m joking when I say my family’s love language is bullying

Watching glee at the airport chilis after getting delayed 5 hours #lookingonthebrightside

I wish there was a good synonym of cheugy that I could use to people in my company but the ones I can find don’t not resonate the way I want

Campbell gets turkey at 12:30 or the whole house falls apart