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I genuinely cannot wait for the brooke and Connor recap ep tomorrow #bncmap

Tonight I told the bartender I was from Reno and he asked if I knew Tana Mongeau (I said yes obvi)

For my birthday I want a sushi boat filled with just California rolls and crab rangoons

I’d also like to say (possibly spoiler) AMANDA EFFING SEYFRIED IS SO EFFING COOL Going to a man’s home, getting wine drunk, then listening to his political opinions as he says “you are just an actress” and still continuing to be TEN TOES DOWN yes maam

I have never wanted to do a round table conversation of everyone in the theater more than after seeing “you can see everything”

If I ever went on hot ones I would bring wingstop ranch

Just searched “mom” on instagram to send her a sewing reel

Found out the 55 yr old male bartender at the local dive crochets…

If yall could f*ck anyone on dwts rn pro or star who

I think I need an office job so I can do craft classes regularly

Seeing a girl in that one sublime shirt with a million holes in it from urban is always a good sign from the thrift gods

Happy national lesbian day!! (pictured a cat kicking “Bottoms” 2024 out of the bookshelf)

Trying to make a TikTok for my latest craft and I got opped in public

Last nights shift was femme v masc (I wanted to watch dwts, she wanted to watch WNBA playoffs)

Scratching my ankles under the crew socks I’ve been wearing all shift >>>>>

“Sorry my string is longer than my dress”

Hey so I’m gonna start a rewatch, sorry in advance for the thread

Tonight we were all chatting abt what athlete we wanna see on SNL and I said Paige beckers and I can’t stop thinking abt how funny she would be

I have simply been staring at quilts on Pinterest and it’s all basic geometry? Why didn’t my freshman year math teacher tell me we were just doing quilt measurements?? I would have cared so much more