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Hadley, MA
Joined February 2022
Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
Personally I find it incredibly romantic that someone can get their heart devastatingly broken and after mending it back together alone decides to place it in the palm of your hand. But what do I know
modern dating is just hoping you don't accidentally uncover how deeply they loved someone before you
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
It's crazy that there's a tool out there that's become vital to they way I do my job, parent my kids, and make major life decisions; and yet we barely spend more on it than AI
TIL that global spending on alcohol is still larger than AI infrastructure spending this year ($1.7T vs $1.5T)
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Name one word with a higher consonant:vowel ratio than “strengths” 😭
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
it's the season of hazel
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have you ever heard that "Life In A Northern Town" song? another case
There are places in the world called “oblasts,” “prefectures,” and “special economic zones.” Would love to experience how the passage of time works in these unique areas. I did recently visit a “province,” and noticed that time felt more “dense.”
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Hazel season bottoms by bounty top angel soft pop: i ate a molten tart sept 24 2026 ce
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
I recently deleted bumble but I'm giving this bio one last go on tinder before I dip
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ok, library music is music identified by a librarian. good to know
Replying to @ca2strophebufet
Hmm... I've been into it since 2002 and have been doing a bimonthly DJ event focusing on library music since 2017, so there's a good chance I would.
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came to mind recently when thinking about lots of people gawking for spurious reasons at a small massachusetts city starts with g
Remember the pregnancy pact teens 😭😭😭 ultimate aughts relic.
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
My phone which is ruining my life in 100s of different ways: the volume you listen to music at is mildly unsafe
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
Replying to @GBBranstetter
Head of Endometriosis...hold on. Is that just "has job?"
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I live in land depicted by this physical map, in land currently administered as part of the town of hadley in the commonwealth of massachusetts in the united states of america, a little northeast of the "Hadley" text appearing in this image [also feat I-91, Northampton, Deerfield
I get my people make Portland, Berkeley, and Brooklyn their go-tos for progressive stereotypes but this is the craziest part of the country hands down
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
always remember to drive with your head, not your heart
one of the bartenders is sharing pistachios with me 😢
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littorally?
NEW: The US military was prepared to board a Chinese vessel in the Middle East earlier this spring -- during war with Iran -- after an intel report concluded it was transporting components of a nuclear weapons program. But just before the planned operation, officials discovered the report had been generated w/ help of AI & chatbot used by the analyst inaccurately identified what the ship was carrying, sources tell @KatieBoLillis & me.
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the worst things happened in land currently administered as part of Danvers
Poor Salem Massachusetts, fascinating maritime history buried under turning itself into Disney for “spooky” adults
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on the moderate road to health and in honor of the DayQuil i am about to receive: Underground Medecin Victrola Time What About Us Noel's Chemical Effluence Strychnine (Peel Session #16, 1993) Mexico Wax Solvent Backdrop (Live, Fall in a Hole 2CD)
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
day 1 of me posting this silver jews lyric until we get a coordinated ai lab pause of some sort
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Hazel A. D. Major retweeted
Replying to @meowmonides
You may not have survived long amidst the court, Meowmonides, but I hope your days in the outer provinces of wattpad find you peace and fulfillment. May all of your ships sail
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funny fuckin story,
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gale remember when i talked about the line. this is relevant to the line that i was thinking of when i talked about the line that i was gonna say. @poisonjr
Massachusetts voters going to the polls
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