she/her normalise pronouns plz all opinions are my own. all hot takes are from far more clever people.
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Eimear Ertz retweeted
My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
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Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine bbc.in/4ovjOLq
Eimear Ertz retweeted
Under my dictatorship, everyone will know the difference between invasive plants and their regionally native plant species
Eimear Ertz retweeted
Well, when a child is conceived, the DNA split is 50/50 from both parents. Except for one small detail: mitochondrial DNA. It’s passed down only through the mother and never through sperm.
Which means something interesting: all living humans can trace their mitochondrial line back to one woman, not one man.
And every daughter born continues passing that same line forward.
Happy Women’s Day 💐
Eimear Ertz retweeted
Tom Brady you are not slick with those photos of your kids. We know why Gisele left you
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Sorry but making AI cartoons of yourself makes me think you’re a simpleton, you eat custard for dinner with a big wooden spoon, you put the bumpers on when you go bowling, your dream holiday is Dubai x
