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MAHOMES JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨
Every RT is an entry for you and a vote for @PatrickMahomes in the #WPMOYChallenge !
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Liberty gave up 69 in a losing effort and all Jerry Falwell Jr. could do was watch.
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No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.
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Antonio Brown sailing off into the sunset after retiring...
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Keith Richards once got a tortoise for his birthday. He asked: "How old will it get". They told him: "About 300 years". He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies."
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Looks like the Bears dodged a $503 million bullet.
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4 arrested, not a single Chicago resident... 🤔 Cop injured when suspected looters strike him with U-Haul truck in River North: cwbchicago.com/2020/06/cop-i…
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Did we just get Martial Lawed??! So, he just Declared War on The Public??!! It’s not 1807 this is not Rebellion!!, but I think it’s about get all kinds of fucked up here!!
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George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.
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Thank you to our Ohana for delivering our first 9000 masks to UCSF. We are working hard across all of our resources & relationships to deliver an additional 5 million masks this week plus additional critical PPE. All of us need to focus on getting PPE to our local hospitals. ❤️
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Just Announced: 8th annual LOCKN' Festival celebrating Phil Lesh’s 80th birthday on June 19 - 21 at the beautiful Infinity Downs & Oak Ridge Farm in Arrington, VA. Nice Price Tickets go on sale THU, JAN 23 at 12PM ET here->> bit.ly/38GudvZ
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For Thanksgiving, we always have an adult table, a kiddie table, and a “Still talking about the last Phish concert” table.
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Rutgers center Mike Maietti was so fired up about that touchdown, he legit punched QB Art Sitkowski in the face:
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@TheEllenShow Do you like funny kids? Bc Clark’s pretty funny. I think he should be invited on the show next time Mike Myers is on...