Up all night to get Clucky

Chicago
Joined April 2009
Bears had ice blue sitting RIGHT THERE and fumbled it. Took me 30 seconds to fix it. Ice blue. Ice crystals. Chicago winter. You’re welcome, @ChicagoBears. My consulting invoice is in the mail. #Bears
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Monsters never die. They are reborn.
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MAHOMES JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚨 Every RT is an entry for you and a vote for @PatrickMahomes in the #WPMOYChallenge !
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First @NASCAR race. Have to have a Quirk from @Boulevard_Beer!
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#GratefulGiveaway Enter for a chance to win Two (2) Tickets to Cory Wong or The Jerry After Party #Phish Atlantic City After Party Shows! via @cashortrade cashortrade.org/gratefulgive…
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Liberty gave up 69 in a losing effort and all Jerry Falwell Jr. could do was watch.
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Replying to @AOC
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Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.
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No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.
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Awfully cruel of Twitter to sever Donald Trump Jr's only connection to his father
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You know you're full of shit when you have a fly land on you. @VP
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since tupac is trending, here he is talking about how capitalism produces grotesque inequality
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Antonio Brown sailing off into the sunset after retiring... xitter.cf/HolyCow_Inc/status/128…
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Keith Richards once got a tortoise for his birthday. He asked: "How old will it get". They told him: "About 300 years". He said: "Now you see why I'm against it, you get attached to such an animal and then it dies."
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Looks like the Bears dodged a $503 million bullet.
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Did we just get Martial Lawed??! So, he just Declared War on The Public??!! It’s not 1807 this is not Rebellion!!, but I think it’s about get all kinds of fucked up here!!
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