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Joined August 2011
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Larry did not have ties to Moe, per Curly
BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein did not have ties to the CIA or Mossad, per Alan Dershowitz.
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thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it
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“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”
"Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs)..." - President Donald J. Trump
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Now he’s making a list And he’s checking it twice And he’s gonna find out If I’m naughty or nice Now I’m going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But he’s coming to Town now
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The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.
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It is November 19 2019, I am waiting on GTA 6. It is November 19 2020, I am waiting on GTA 6. It is November 19 2022, I am waiting on GTA 6. It is November 19 2024, I am waiting on GTA 6. It is November 19 2026
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The Beatles
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when the earl gray kicks in
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Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit
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runs by
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Elden ring nightreign
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guy in front of me at my wicked screening is losing his fuckin shit because I'm using my coffee grinder to grind up some beans.. uhhhh ok mr. movie police where tf am I supposed to grind them
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coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game
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happy birthday danny devito i think you are a beautiful man
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