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“Just a thought... more of a shot in the dark, but uh... We wouldn't happen to be invading Iran today, would we?”
"Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs)..." - President Donald J. Trump
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Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
If I’m naughty or nice
Now I’m going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s coming to
Town now
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The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.
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It is November 19 2019, I am waiting on GTA 6.
It is November 19 2020, I am waiting on GTA 6.
It is November 19 2022, I am waiting on GTA 6.
It is November 19 2024, I am waiting on GTA 6.
It is November 19 2026
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guy in front of me at my wicked screening is losing his fuckin shit because I'm using my coffee grinder to grind up some beans.. uhhhh ok mr. movie police where tf am I supposed to grind them
































