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In America, we've got this thing called freedom of speech— and a man on this stage can say any dumb-ass thing he wants
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Hurricane Vance
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Who let me cook?
Comedian Larry David shows actor Jerry Stiller how to properly give yourself a prostate exam on the set of #Seinfeld [©NBC, 1994]
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Jerry Seinsmelled
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Chad baby
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
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El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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Megalopolis kind of has a nice ring to it
Ok this might be my favorite map of U.S. regions.
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This goes harder than it should
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Aww baby's last tantrum
⛔️Warning 18+ ⛔️We will never forget this great hero of humanity 🙏🏻 ⛔️His name was Aaron Bushnell. He burned himself alive to protest a foreign war and killing innocent children, a war supported and backed by the US government. He was an American citizen. He's been trashed by those still alive. He's dead. RIP Aaron 🙏🏻
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That baby was born with a driver's license, a mortgage, and an ex-wife named Debbie
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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Not coming soon to a theatre near you
Yo George — drop it hard 🔫 #seinfeld
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His mind is completely blown by a woman's sneaker
North Korean state media released what it called “proof of life” photos showing Kim Jong Un inspecting shoes and women’s coats, following viral rumors that he had died.
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> Dank yu fur coling ad&d
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Say sike right now
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Any female born after 2000 can’t cook. All they know is McDonald’s, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
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This was better than I expected #SouthPark #SouthAmerica
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Yeah, wtf vandul? Pay this white boy his money
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Holy shit, Vandul owes this guy $50
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Vandul is the type of nigga to not pay my boy here his $50
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Someone said Vandul refused to pay you back, does he not realize he owes you $50?
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What up with that $50 you owe my boy here?
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Replying to @_vandul
You never paid me back that $50
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