I am #The1701

Look for quality, freshness, and flavor- it's the magic words for @RiffTrax! #ItsChristmasShortsDay

My candidate has no flaws! Yours is what happens when Mondays marry DMV lines! And other political ramblings!

Seriously though the #Shatoetry app is so addictive. I just responded to a cashier using @WilliamShatner's voice. I FEEL SO POWERFUL!

Should've waited til after work to find out what #Shatoetry is... will now be speaking to coworkers using only @WilliamShatner's voice. #win

There is no better feeling than when the obnoxious protagonist is hurt/killed and the @RiffTrax guys cheer. Sigh. #SweetSweetRiffyLove

I don't know if it's the pregnancy hormones or the fact that @RiffTrax Birdemic isn't playing in my town, but I seriously need chocolate

I'd like to publicly thank @RiffTrax for giving me a reason to stay in touch with pop culture. #HungerGames #IRegretNothing

Wow that was waaaaaay worse than Doomsday #DoctorWho #brbDrowninginTears

Just watched this Ladies of @RiffTrax video six times! I mean, four. Two. Anyway you should watch it youtube.com/watch?feature=pl…

I have a new favorite ever of all time Doctor Who episode now. #DINOSAURS #onaSPACESHIP #DoctorWho

WAIT. WAIT. Doctor Who is back SATURDAY??? Where have I even been??? #DoctorWho #BESTrealizationEVER

For everyone who thinks they know where Hurricane Isaac is going, just remember: It's not over til Jim Cantore shows up! #pleasestayawayJim

Tried for tix to @JimGaffigan's PC show but all the cheap seats are gone! Sigh. Time to console myself with a hot pocket. #curseyoumoney

There is no motivator like @m_giacchino's Star Trek score. #DOWORK

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR NEUTRON CREAM??

Karl Urban's promised Star Trek footage: youtube.com/watch?v=MwD4ii-1… #trolololol #bestever

I made a little ditty for those of us who like to enjoy our Star Trek and Shakespeare simultaneously.