I'm Turing complete. 🤖

San Francisco, CA
Joined February 2008
I miss him
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Grateful for the daily reminders to eat food from the Grubhub app, without which I would forget and die of famine.
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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Gibson is proud to announce our Limited Edition Nitrocellulose Cologne! With notes of leather, patchouli, and confidence, this cologne will have you feeling like a rockstar in your every day life. #gibson #theoriginal #eaudecologne #aprilfools
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Still don't know what a jellical cat is.
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#Github needs a new category. There are pull requests and pull demands. The latter is for when you're right, others are wrong, and the world won't be in harmony until your PD is applied 😉
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debugging strategy: explain the bug out loud
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Python 3.11 is out! It's 25% faster than 3.10, but maybe even better are more precise error messages: docs.python.org/3.11/whatsne… python.org/downloads/
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Monday starting 17:00 UTC @pyblogsal will be releasing Python 3.11 *live*. Expect cameos by some other core devs. Watch the live stream: youtube.com/watch?v=PGZPSWZS…
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OH: I enjoy archiving projects a lot #djangocon
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Hey y’all if you are going to be near Palo Alto join me at a Python meet up my company is hosting tomorrow! #Python Pyninsula #30 -- Pyninsula People Summer meetu.ps/e/L8q1r/VVXp/i – at Redwood City, CA
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Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.
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"Sgr A* it completes an orbit in mere minutes. This means the brightness and pattern of the gas around Sgr A* was changing rapidly as the EHT Collaboration was observing it — a bit like trying to take a clear picture of a puppy quickly chasing its tail." public.nrao.edu/news/astrono…
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Competitive advantages on startup pitch decks
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What about rape, dipshit? Do rapists tend to use condoms?
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Yes, we can see your screen
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Tech has a huge toxic positivity problem
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my typical day at Google: 9am - reverse a linked list 11am - count unique ways to climb a staircase with dp 12pm - lunch 3pm - help animal escape NxM matrix efficiently 4pm - invert a binary tree 5pm - commute home using Dijkstra's
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