@brainix

I'm Turing complete. 🤖

 San Francisco, CA
github.com/brainix
Joined February 2008
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Year over year, hardware gets better, software gets better, and @Xfinity still sucks.
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Brand it however you like. SRE, devops, sysadmin. It’s still not sexy, and it’s still the worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and I hate it.
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If god wanted us to eat meat, he wouldn’t have given us brains capable of pondering ethics or sustainability.
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“Trust the process,” said no one good, ever.
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Grateful for the daily reminders to eat food from the Grubhub app, without which I would forget and die of famine.
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I fortunately know a little magic It's a talent that I always have possessed
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SALARYMAN instagram.com/p/CsqRkP_ISdk/
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[Indian accent] Beta, are you doctor? Dad, I’m 14 years old. [Indian accent] Go to your room and don’t come out until you’re doctor!
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Death is a blessing. My goal is not to live forever. My goal is to leave the earth a slightly better place than how I found it.
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I hate everything.
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Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22
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Gibson is proud to announce our Limited Edition Nitrocellulose Cologne! With notes of leather, patchouli, and confidence, this cologne will have you feeling like a rockstar in your every day life. #gibson #theoriginal #eaudecologne #aprilfools
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Overheard: Ain’t nobody wrote a song called Fuck Tha Fire Department
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Still don't know what a jellical cat is.
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As a software engineer, has a design review *ever* made your code better? Like, even once?
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#Github needs a new category. There are pull requests and pull demands. The latter is for when you're right, others are wrong, and the world won't be in harmony until your PD is applied 😉
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